Rating
Mature
Chapters
13
Words
59,030
Characters
McGonagall, James (II), OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/OC, OC/OC
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-09-19 9:47am
Last Chapter
2011-03-12 2:11pm
Last Updated
2011-03-12 2:11pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
The Eloquent Charms of Fredrick Weasley Dixie would like to insist that the illegal Gnome fighting-tournaments held by her brothers in her house are infact a load of rubbish. Get your facts straight Skeeter. |
3,148 | 50 |
| 2 |
Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes, I Promise Never to Get in to Trouble Again Professor McGonagall would like to assure you that the safety of the Brownies is content. Professor Flint, on the other hand, would like to announce that his eyes are infact not the size of dinner plates. |
5,191 | 19 |
| 3 |
A Mock Salute And A Handful Of Sherbet Lemons Dixie would like to insist that even though she is innocent, she is definitely manipulative. Besides, Christopher Avery deserved it. |
3,611 | 17 |
| 4 |
Good Evening St Barnabas Barnabas would like to let you all know that he is infact, not Barmy and his nickname is wholly blown out of proportion. |
4,353 | 28 |
| 5 |
The Influential Allure Of Dimples Dixie would like to be adamant that her dimples are cute, almost as much as Professor Longbottom would like to persist that he does not infact have ‘Victim’ written on his forehead. |
3,813 | 18 |
| 6 |
It’s apparently not rational to call a truce with an opposing Quidditch Team member on the day of a match. Not rational at all. Dixie would like to swear that she does not look like Mona Lisa. Gabriel King would like to persist that she does. |
5,746 | 18 |
| 7 |
The Consequences of an Odd Day Dixie knows he felt something, she knows it. He had to have. |
2,890 | 16 |
| 8 |
So I Wear Wellies Instead Of High Heels, What’s It To You? Gabe would like to inform the nation that Dixie knows how to create an awkward situation, not only that, but she can also take a lot of verbal abuse before she backchats. He’s as shocked as you. |
5,047 | 15 |
| 9 |
Tempter Tantrums are the Highlight of this Day Charisma would like to let you know that if you wish to talk to Dixie Pruitt without being insulted, now would be the time – lord only knows why. |
3,685 | 25 |
| 10 |
I Am Seventeen, Big Blue Eyes, Wellies And Have Acrophobia. Kellan and Archie would like to push their little sister from the house; she needs to get out more. Also, what is wrong with dressing up like superheroes? Nothing, that’s what, yeah, so back of Ministry. |
6,018 | 14 |
| 11 |
I’m Going To Take My Fat-Arsed Glasses Off And Take That As A Compliment Drew would like to bash it in to Dixie’s head that she looks like a red-lipped secretary with those glasses of her, that he did infact meet ‘her’ at the strip-monopoly bar and for crying out loud, will someone just give Freddy a damn tape-recorder? |
8,793 | 16 |
| 12 |
Learning to walk is as hard as wearing big-boy pants at only a few months old Dixie would like to offer up to the readers James’s supervillian cape, a tangle of rusty chains and a squeazy tube of fake blood. Any takers? Oh, and if Gabe is trying to get her in to that damned library, he would never take her alive! |
3,464 | 15 |
| 13 |
You’ve Got To Love The Irony On That Woman Freddy would like to let you know of the ordeals he went through to get here today, climbing through back windows, wearing his father’s clothes - and then there is the whole thing with a paint-brush-wielding little sister. But Dixie doesn’t care. She never did. |
3,271 | 42 |
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