Rating
15+
Chapters
11
Words
19,617
Characters
Dumbledore, Filch, Hagrid, Lupin, McGonagall, Snape, Sirius, Bill, Charlie, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Snape/Lily, Remus/OC
Genre(s)
Drama, General, Humor
Era
Pre-Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-11-11 11:13pm
Last Chapter
2011-11-09 2:24am
Last Updated
2011-11-09 2:24am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
My Life As a Muggle (It sucks.) IN WHICH Marian gets a letter, things are set in motion, a door turns purple, and she almost falls down the stairs... twice. Yep, life in the Muggle world. |
1,006 | 1 |
| 2 |
2. My Life on the Way to Hogwarts (It's rainy and there are Thestrals, which suck.) IN WHICH Marian meets a very well-behaved Thestral, sees most of Hogwarts' faculty, receives a "businesslike hug," kisses Argus Filch, and waves at some doors. |
1,217 | 0 |
| 3 |
My Life As a Non-Entity (It still sucks.) IN WHICH there are flameless candles, a detention room, Sir Devin, ennui, one (1) Marauder, and a damp wooden door. |
2,835 | 1 |
| 4 |
My Life on the First Day of Term (It actually doesn't suck too much.) IN WHICH there is left-handed handwriting, sickeningly enthusiastic students, a lopsided crackle-boughed rapscallion, one (1) Sorting Hat, a girl with pink hair whose name Marian can't remember, an intruder, and more unpredictable magic. |
1,806 | 1 |
| 5 |
My Life as a Potions Assistant (It sucks. Not kidding, there are leeches sometimes.) IN WHICH there are biased teachers, a severe lack of clocks, Bill Weasley, eavesdropping, a Dark Mark, and a father-daughter fight. |
1,163 | 2 |
| 6 |
My Life, Personally (Charlie Weasley sucks.) IN WHICH there is Remus J. Lupin, a good deal of the color orange, a red-and-white tapestry, Charlie Weasley, Amortentia, and one (1) conversation between two somewhat evil people. |
1,400 | 2 |
| 7 |
My Life at Christmas Holidays (Death Eaters suck.) IN WHICH there is Ancient Runes tutoring, Potions tutoring, more Remus J. Lupin, Death Eaters, more Charlie Weasley, a rosewood wand, and malevolent plans. |
1,993 | 1 |
| 8 |
My Life With A Death Eater Parent (Do I need to say it?) IN WHICH there is an owl named Taurus, a bag that holds just about everything, a lily-livered, swollen-cheeked, gnat-brained wretch, a hairbrush, a personal conversation, and confusing dreams. |
1,295 | 3 |
| 9 |
My Life, Uncovered (I HATE EVERYONE RIGHT NOW.) IN WHICH there are more malicious plans, an unobserved birthday, re-alphabetizing the Restricted Section, a sadly neglected Potions ingredients closet, a brief moment of happiness, an almost-duel, a Repellence Charm, and a "borrowed" wand. |
1,835 | 2 |
| 10 |
My Life in Danger (It sucks, on about five different levels.) IN WHICH there is Rubeus Hagrid, a strange spell, a... You know what, screw this. Just read the chapter. |
2,415 | 3 |
| 11 |
EPILOGUE :: Repercussions The aftermath. |
2,652 | 5 |
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