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Rating
Mature
Chapters
4
Words
25,565
Characters
George, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, OC/OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
3
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-01-17 3:08am
Last Chapter
2011-03-12 9:00am
Last Updated
2011-03-12 9:00am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Of Insane Quidditch Tryouts, Unexpectedly Awesome Players and the New Teacher

Dreamy-Girl just hovered around them, almost crashing fifty times 'cause she couldn't keep her eyes off the handsome, sexy profile of Fred Weasley (AKA, me).

I know, I'm so cool. I attract thirteen-year-old chicks. Go me.

…You know what's scary? The fact that I'm not sure whether that li'l statement up there was sarcastic or not.
 
 

 
 
 
 

7,473 2
2 Of Plotting, Dunderheads and Not-Right-In-The-Head Potters

 And then... it happened.

*dramatic drumroll*

Don't give me that eyebrow-raised 'what-the-heck-are-you-talking-about' look, you dimwitted gargoyle.

See, now thanks to you, I have to repeat that amazingly dramatic scene up there...

Repeat: And then... the door appeared.

(No. Don't ask me what door... I don't care if you don't know - just, no.)
 
 

7,570 0
3 Of the Abominable Gloopman, the Spawn of Frankenstein's Monster, and Entertainment in the Form of Potter Arguments (Part One)

 He sneered at her too - seriously, this guy has like five different expressions: sneering, scowling, jeering, mocking, and leering. Oh, and just plain ugly. Though, it's hard to tell the difference between them - each one's as ugly as the original. "Who said anything about leaving? I was just starting to enjoy myself, weren't we boys?"

A ripple of 'Yeah's and 'Course's rang through Gang Ugly, their monotonous, deep gravelly voices merging into one. Bloody androids. They're like the spawn of Frankenstein's Monster cloned over.

5,501 0
4 Of the Abominable Gloopman, the Spawn of Frankenstein's Monster, and Entertainment in the Form of Potter Arguments Part 2

 "Creep," I muttered as we stepped into the Great Hall and headed towards the Gryffindor table. "Get outta my head."

"Like I'd want to stay in there. It's a barren wasteland," James snorted. I stared at him.

You know it's bad when you're best mate mistakes the inside of your head with his.

5,021 1

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