YES!

I've always wanted to use the phrase 'gay abandon'. Another thing to check off my things-I-want-to-do-before-I-die list.
 

Did Hermione Weasley drop him on the head too often as a child?

Hmm... not likely. Rose seems fine, and she is the older child, so she would be more likely to be the victim of shoddy parenting.

Not that I doubt your parenting abilities, Mrs Weasley. I'm sure you're a fabulous mother.

We just stood there like gorms, blinking at her and dripping from head to toe in various breakfast foods.
 

Do you see what I mean? Do you? This guy hears the words 'deranged' and 'psycho' and automatically knows who it is.
 

Dorcas the Downtrodden... where do they come up with these names? 
 
 

Not. – (I did think the ‘not’ was implied, but let’s be honest here, some of you aren’t the brightest, and may need me to advertise the sarcasm in my sentences. No offence like.)
 

He had sobered up when he got hit by Daphne the Amazing Flying Shoe.
 

I'm such a loser.
 
 

I can just imagine a legion of old ladies with carpet bags and thick coats marching across the countryside like a line of mutant ninjas, waving their walking sticks in the air, and shouting that the noise needed to be turned down, because it was interrupting their cat's sleep.
 

When she began to hyperventilate I decided to step in.
 

"Dad will laugh at me if I come home with no toothbrush again!"
 

Why am I best friends with this girl?
 

Wait... what?!
 

The end.