Rating
Mature
Chapters
11
Words
44,185
Characters
Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
OC/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2013-03-26 6:12am
Last Chapter
2015-04-27 7:02pm
Last Updated
2015-04-27 7:02pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Problem Number One "Why do you have dried snot on your shirt?" |
3,677 | 13 |
| 2 |
Problem Number Two "I said act normal, not like a constipated donkey." |
3,156 | 8 |
| 3 |
Problem Number Three "You don't choose the thug life. The thug life chooses you." |
3,369 | 10 |
| 4 |
Problem Number Four "You're a strong independent man who don't need no woman!" |
3,217 | 9 |
| 5 |
Problem Number Five I should really write a strongly worded letter to the school asking them to reconsider the hat's position at this school. |
3,508 | 11 |
| 6 |
Problem Number Six "Who did you think she was? Celestina Warbeck?" |
4,651 | 10 |
| 7 |
Problem Number Seven "Well, excuse me for not winning Wizard Weekly's beauty contest of the week at nine-thirty in the morning." |
4,790 | 7 |
| 8 |
Problem Number Eight "Maybe he joined another pair of thugs?" |
4,666 | 26 |
| 9 |
Problem Number Nine "Do you expect me to salsa dance across the hallway and serenade McGonagall after this sad little shing ding?" |
4,074 | 14 |
| 10 |
Problem Number Ten. "Yeah, as nice as Mrs. Norris's poop." |
4,606 | 19 |
| 11 |
Problem Number Eleven In short: everything sucked. |
4,471 | 25 |
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