Rating
15+
Chapters
5
Words
7,524
Characters
Hermione, Draco
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, AU
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2013-06-06 6:43pm
Last Chapter
2013-06-22 11:00am
Last Updated
2013-06-22 11:00am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
In Which Hagrid Does Some Banging Hogwarts has been rebuilt, and two of its sexiest students are returning for their final year... in which nothing romantic will happen. Professor McGonagall has a plan. |
1,217 | 5 |
| 2 |
In Which Draco Is Nearly Foiled By A Knob Hermione Granger is really far too attractive to be in a room with other people right now. |
1,063 | 2 |
| 3 |
In Which Draco And Hermione Come Out Of The Closet Time marches on, and although Hogwarts is housing the most gorgeous Head Boy and Head Girl it has ever seen, they have no interest whatsoever in canoodling in broom cupboards. |
1,476 | 1 |
| 4 |
In Which Hermione Sees Draco's Orbs. Yuletide is upon our passive protagonists, and there are jolly times to be had. But what is Narcissa Malfoy doing in the cellar? |
1,456 | 7 |
| 5 |
In Which Draco Manhandles a Hufflepuff Furiously dodging romantic montages wherever they go, our heroes are back at the castle after Christmas, and ready to re-establish the lack of romance following those treacherous holidays. |
2,312 | 2 |
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