“Oh I didn’t say you could beat him, just that I respect you.”
“Well that was rude.”

“What about you?”
“Hid behind a suit of armour on the seventh floor and then had Herbology next.”
“Professor Longbottom? Never would have expected that…”
“Eh, some kid apparently tried to scare him with a severed Venomous Tentacula arm. He was having a bad day.”

“Well I’d say that was a success.”
“One of my Beaters hit me in the face with a Bludger.”
“But at least you can say she’s a good Beater.”
“On purpose, Dom.”

“My, my… Madeleine, are you asking me out?”
“I-I… you… what… I wasn’t…”

“I found her asleep in the common room. Watched her for a couple of minutes before waking her up because it was quite funny the way she had her face smushed up against the table.”
“Okay…? That’s not creepy whatsoever.”

“AAAHHHH!”
“As you were.”

“I didn’t know you had an invite too, Freddie?”
“Oh, I haven’t. I’m gonna try and sneak in with you lot.”
“Good luck with that. I think they’re collecting invitations at the door.”
“Don’t you worry your pretty little head, I’ve got a plan.”