Rating
Mature
Chapters
14
Words
34,101
Characters
Draco, Albus, Scorpius, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/OC, OC/OC
Genre(s)
Humor, LGBTQA
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2016-05-25 6:38pm
Last Chapter
2017-07-12 6:08pm
Last Updated
2018-03-28 8:23pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
I. In which I introduce my comically horrible life. |
1,860 | 14 |
| 2 |
II. In which I nearly die from getting shoved out a window and then have to go to court for it. |
1,397 | 5 |
| 3 |
III. In which I get dragged to a clausterphobic Wotter gathering. |
1,315 | 4 |
| 4 |
IV. In which my temper blows up, I develop a rather annoying grudge against my brother, and Hogwarts happens. |
6,235 | 3 |
| 5 |
V. In which Hugo Weasley snogs me out of nowhere, I recount the tale of when I found my brother taped to a wall, and I break my leg. |
2,158 | 2 |
| 6 |
VI. In which I nearly kill someone with (ironically) the quaffle during a quidditch match. |
1,844 | 2 |
| 7 |
VII. In which my brother tells me that he cheated on Albus, among other things. |
2,199 | 2 |
| 8 |
VIII. In which I make a Japanese friend, fail an essay, and fall asleep in Sexual Education. |
1,270 | 2 |
| 9 |
IX. In which Albus and Scorpius make the Great Hall look like a hurricane hit, and are threatened with expulsion. |
869 | 2 |
| 10 |
X. In which we find out that Cedric Diggory had a brother, and that said brother had a daughter with Cho Chang, among other (more disastrous) things. |
2,355 | 2 |
| 11 |
XI. In which I become a member of the Slug Club after saving Professor Slughorn by getting eating by one of Professor Longbottom's plants. |
2,516 | 1 |
| 12 |
XII. In which everybody makes up, even Albus and Scorpius (which unfortunately includes making out like dogs at Ravenclaw table). |
4,132 | 2 |
| 13 |
XIII. In which I am crushed by extremely upsetting news... |
3,702 | 0 |
| 14 |
XIV. In which Mum and Dad may or may not get divorced, and Scorpius and me are in the middle of the whole thing. |
2,249 | 2 |
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