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Rating
12+
Chapters
4
Words
4,032
Characters
Draco, Harry, Hermione, OC, Ron, Snape, Fred/George
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, General
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Story Reviews
7
Status
Abandoned
First Published
2004-05-01 11:15pm
Last Chapter
2004-06-16 10:11pm
Last Updated
2004-06-16 10:11pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Chapter 1 The really mean receptionists and the Proposal of a pureblood

**Chapter 3, Arabian nights and Chapter 4, Southern Snape are up! Please read!**Hello out there! My name is Harry Potter, you know, the famous kid with a big scar on his head? Ok... I work with my friends Ron and Hermione at the M.O.M. You may think that we wizarding folk have it easy. Well, your wrong. We have to deal with really mean receptionists, man eating monsters and regurgulating toilets. You don't have a clue how good your life is. Think differently? Well, let me settle the score for you. I'll give you plenty of reasons to LOVE your life and to feel sorry for mine. *Reviews would be

1,344 1
2 Chapter 2, Draco's wedding

Draco gets married to this 40 year old hag named Kimberly. Their wedding is fine, until unwelcome guests show up. What does Harry and Ron have to do with this? Read and find out.

1,313 2
3 Chapter 3, Arabian Nights

Harry and Draco go to Iraq. They meet the taliban and Osama Bin Laden. Draco gets drunk while riding camels. R/R please!

618 2
4 Chapter 4, Southern Snape

Harry meets a side of Snape he never knew existed...

757 2

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