Hermione grew up reading fairytales where the princess met her knight in shining armor and instantly fell in love with him, but she could never believe in them. But one day she met a boy, Ron, who she found rather appealing, not to mention annoying. The only problem is he thinks she's a Dutchess which she is not. But Ron hasn't been too honest either, himself being one of the many Weasley children who are destined to the thrown. Will they end up having a fairy tale ending, or will their bickering and true identities keep them apart? R/Hr, H/G Parody of Ever After.