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Rating
15+
Chapters
3
Words
2,156
Characters
Draco, Ginny, Harry, Cho, Dumbledore, Hermione, James, Lily, Neville, OC, Oliver Wood, Remus Lupin, Ron, Sirius Black, Snape, Voldemort, Fred/George
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
5
Status
Abandoned
First Published
2005-03-01 8:24am
Last Chapter
2005-03-01 9:11am
Last Updated
2005-03-01 9:11am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Wontons everywhere!

When wontons appear in every crack (and i do mean every crack) the students and teachers of Hogwarts School go mad eating them. After realizing they are too fat to fit in the doors, they panic! To make it even worse, their magical brains pop and they all become non-magic folk! Read for an intesifying version of Survivor!

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2 Day 1: The Beginning (an oxymoron)

When wontons appear in every crack (and i do mean every crack) the students and teachers of Hogwarts School go mad eating them. After realizing they are too fat to fit in the doors, they panic! To make it even worse, their magical brains pop and they all become non-magic folk! Read for an intesifying version of Survivor!

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3 Day 2: Wontons Revealed

When wontons appear in every crack (and i do mean every crack) the students and teachers of Hogwarts School go mad eating them. After realizing they are too fat to fit in the doors, they panic! To make it even worse, their magical brains pop and they all become non-magic folk! Read for an intesifying version of Survivor!

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