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Rating
12+
Chapters
9
Words
6,727
Characters
Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Neville, OC, Remus Lupin, Ron, Snape, Seamus, M. McGonagall
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Advisory
Mild Violence,
Story Reviews
58
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-03-15 3:07pm
Last Chapter
2005-07-01 11:25pm
Last Updated
2005-09-10 2:51am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 The School "Feast"

What if Hogwarts was run by Dumbledore's strange cousin who shares Aberforth's love of sheep? Random things, probably. This is my first fic, and it is VERY random indeed. I mean, this is just weird. And there's sheep, like, everywhere. They run freely through the halls of Hogwarts. This is just a light read that's only nine short but entertaining (hopefully) chapters long, so this won't eat up your time or anything. Please enjoy!

1,072 11
2 DADA (NWS)

There is a new curriculum in Defense Against the Dark Arts, and the strange and mysterious Professor Deth is teaching! What surprises will this new class hold for Harry and the gang? Who is Professor Deth? How much cheesier can this get? When will I stop asking questions that you can't answer?

682 3
3 Care of a Certain Magical Creature

Hagrid leads his students on a twisting dangerous path! Where will they end up? Please R/R!

652 8
4 Lunch and Transfigursheepation

Harry, Ron, and Hermione find lunch disturbingly strange. Which it is. And don't get me started on the Transfiguration lesson.

704 5
5 Charms

An unfunny chapter in which Harry, Ron, etc. go to charms. Actually it's funny if you think the last 4 were. But leave a review.

758 5
6 Potions Catastrophe

Sometimes it seems like Potions and meals are becoming the same at Hogwarts...

884 5
7 The Battle Begins

The Hogwarts staff and students have been forced out by the deadly sheep's wool, but their troubles are not yet over...

657 3
8 The Battle Continues to Begin (In which the Battle Ends)

The final battle between Professor Burgle and the fabled King of Sheep.

611 3
9 The Battle Finally Ends, Except It Is Really Only Just The Beginning, Except Not Really

The aftermath of the battle. The story ends.

707 15

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