Author's Note: Well it happened for the first time ever a story that I have written in my one-shot series has become its own. I never thought I would see the day. Well here it is un changed from the one-shot series.
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"Hey Finn!" Jake said then Finn punches him. "HEY WHAT THE HECKS WRONG WITH YOU?"
LEVEL UP
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"Hey Marceline I'm feeling kind of stressed." Finn said. Marceline smiled after hearing that and then gets behind him.
"Well then maybe I can help you relieve that stress." she said to his ear as she moved her hand near his crouch.
"I-I need an adult." Finn stuttered.
"I am an adult." she whispered.
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"Boy I sure do love pancakes." Jake said.
"We love you too Jake." the pancakes said.
"GASP!"
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"I'm gonna cut off my thing." Finn said grabbing his sword.
"NO FINN DONT." Jake shouted.
"Why?" Finn asked.
"Because that's where babies come from."
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We zoom in to see a rooster and Cake the cat. "Hi I'm a cock." he said.
"And I'm a pussy." she said.
"NO!" they both shouted.
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"Umm Marceline I have a confession to make. You see when me and Jake were hidding in your closet I...accidently saw you naked." Finn explained. Marceline's eyes then went red. "Look M-Marceline I know your mad but I-"
"BLAAAHHHHH"
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"Oh no this man is injured." a candy person said.
"Dont worry the princess of doctor's can save him." a candy cane said.
"I'm not a real princess." the doctor said.
"But you said you were one." the candy cane said.
"It's just a surname" she said.
"Whats that mean." he asked.
"Glob damnit." the doctor said.
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"Lady I think we should break up." Jake said.
"음 나 임신 했어" she said.
"Me too." he said pointing at his stomach.
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"Okay Finn take off your pants so we can begin your physical." PB said.
"Wait where's Dr. Princess?" Finn asked.
"She was sent away for important bussiness." PB said.
In PB's mind:
In the closet the doctor is tied up in a chair with her mouth covered with duck tape.
Back to reality
"Um I don't know about PB I think I'll just when she comes back." Finn said quickly grabbing his stuff and heading to the exit. But the princess blocked his escape.
"Relax Finn. All I'm gonna do is touch you and pull things out of you that you never knew you had!." she explained.
"I-I-I need an adult." Finn said.
"I am an adult." PB said.
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"Hey guys look what the Ice King taught me." he said pointing at his pants to show that it's filled with tissues. (Yeeaaah let's go with that) "He said that he did this when he was 13." he explained to both PB and Marceline. PB only blushed while Marceline just giggled at that.
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My Sister: Mike get your ass out here and drive me to cheerleading practice.
Me: I'm busy! Get your sister to do it.
My Sister: She's only 6 years old.
Me: That's no excuse. When I was 6 years old I was already driving. (thinking back to a time when I younger and at the arcade.)
My Sister: I work hard all day and watch our sister. While all you do is just write crap for people on the internet.
Me: Since I'm the oldest and I drive you to school everyday I deserve the right to post what I want on the internet if I choose to.
My Sister: (she breaks the door. She then grabbed my computer and threw it out the window)
Me: Damnit not again. (goes to the cabinet and grabs a new computer) You OUT! (I then kick her out of my room) Okay now back to the one-shot.
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We find Prince Gumball and Marshall Lee fighting Flame Prince to save Fionna. "Okay Marshall back me up." PG said.
"Got it!" he said.
"We have to go at him with full force. I'll take him from the front and you get his rear." the prince said.
"Uh...right." the vampire said.
"Now he may say were being to rough. He not like it so hard. But we have to push on in there." the candy prince said.
"Uhhhh-"
"No how much he begs we don't let up from in front or behind." he concluded.
...
'Sigh and he wonders why I think he's gay.' the king thought.
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"Dad you met Finn." Flame Princess said. The king looked at him knowing that he was actually a hero.
"I don't like you." he said.
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(Okay this next one is one of my favorite scenes in Dragon Ball Z abridged)
"Guru, sir, we have another traveler from Earth." NAAAIIIIIIILLLLL said.
"Oh, tell me you didn't let him insid-"
"Hello, Mister Guru." Finn said
"Oh goddammit!" the elder said.
"Mister Guru, sir, my friend Jake told me that you could help us by...touching me." Finn said.
"Do I look Catholic to you?" he asked.
"Sir, I think he means he wants you to release his hidden potential." the servant said.
"Yeah, that." Finn said.
"Fine, stand still. It's your first time, so I'll be gentle. Now relax as I reach deep inside you and grab hold of your essence." my favorite character said.
"...I...need an adult?" Finn said.
"I AM AN ADUUUUULT!" he said releasing his full power.
(I love that scene)
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"Well I was able to write this whole thing down with no one hating me once so ever." SuperKamiGuruFTW said. :D
"DOCTER OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!"
Author's Note: Well I hope you enjoyed. Did you like it would like to read? Do you want more? If so do you have a suggestion? Leave a comment for any of these questions or dont.