I don't own Sly Cooper, Star Fox, or their characters. My friend owns Pawny and Jessica. Everyone else I own.
Rain: "Janel AKA DJ, Jessica, Scarlet. Which one of us should introduce them?"
Jessica: "We all decided you it's you who gets to do it."
Pawny: "Hey what about me!?"
Scarlet: "oh yah, this is for everyone's own good." ( Puts Pawny in a chair then chains her up.)
Rain: "Ok! First, you all know, and love, him especially Pawny, the charming Sly Cooper!"
Sly: "Thank you Rain." (Pawny is trying to escape.) "Why is she locked in chains?"
Rain: "For your safety."
DJ: "Ok! Jessica would like to do the honors?"
Jessica: ( Looks up from video game.) "Yes I would. Next is Fox McCloud."( Goes back to playing game)
Fox: "Thanks Jessica."
Scarlet: "Oh you, here? You have got to be kidding me!? Him! What's next we have cops from around the world here?! I scared you good! DJ who is our next vict- I mean guest!?"
Sly: "You were going to say victim weren't you?"
Me:"Hey what did I miss!?"
Scarlet: "Sly thinks I was going to say victim!"
Me: "You guys are guests, but Fox I could care less about. My favs are... Sly, Carmelita, Falco, Slipy and Pepse!"
Fox: "It's Peppe."
Me:" I CALL HIM PEPSE! Anyways DJ! Who is our next guest?"
DJ: "Shut up people it's...Inspector Carmelita Fox!"
Scarlet: "Oh great a cop."
Sly: "Yes my girlfriend is coming!"
DJ: "She's not your girlfriend!"
Pawny: "Your what!? I'll kill her! You will be mine Sly, and only mine!" (Brakes free of chains.)
DJ: "Rain pleszz tell me she is possessed by a demon!"
Rain: "I wish!"
Fox: "I'm confused is this girl single or not?"
DJ: "Oh everyone here is single and so is Carmelita."
Fox: "Sweet!"
Sly: "She's mine!" (Sly and Fox fight.)
Pawny: "Don't you dare hurt my Sly!"
(Ring Ring)
Me: "Aww.. I want to see who wins! See you next time send dares or get tazed! Scarlet hold Pawny back and let's see who wins!"
Scarlet: "Fine!" (Put Gorilla glue on chair and sits Pawny down. Then puts Gorilla tape around her then chains her up)
DJ: "Nice!"
Jessica: "I agree."