DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN NARUTO! Yes this is random, I know.
"Naruto, you're gonna make it!" Sasuke yelled.
"I-I can't! I need help," Naruto gasped.
Okay, so Naruto's pregnant with twins, and they couldn't make it to the hospital in time. So, Sasuke has to work this out in their small four room house in the middle of nowhere. Sasuke actually works at a hospital as a nurse, so his training paid off! He was doing everything he could, but Naruto just wasn't strong enough. He couldn't give up though, and he didn't want to hurt Naruto. The heat in the room increased, and Naruto screamed in pain. "I n-need more h-help!"
Naruto shakily moved his fingers together, forming a hand sign Sasuke knew too well. "No Naruto! It's not gonna-"
"SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!"
Millions if not BILLIONS of pregnant Narutos appeared out of thin air, and Sasuke sighed. "Naruto! They're going to be in your same position from when you called them, remember?!"
"Can't you call your other buddies down and ask for their help?" Naruto asked.
"No Naruto! You're going to have twins any minute now, and we're going to have more than expected! What happens when shadow clones give birth anyways?"
Naruto started to get nervous, "W-Well, it's like n-negative times a negative e-equals a positive. So, when they have their children, they're going to be real kids!"
Sasuke was about to faint, and Naruto was going to take them back, when a sharp pain shot through him. "OH GOD! SOMETHIN'S COMING! We have a baby ninja comin out!"
With all his might, Naruto got rid of most of the shadow clones. His strength wouldn't allow anymore, but now there were about fifty Naruto's left. Sasuke helped Naruto make the delivery, and soon enough, there were two beautiful boys with blue eyes and black hair. Naruto smiled at his children, until more Naruto cries were heard in the room.
Two years later…
"Whenever you have kids again," Sasuke growled, "You are NEVER allowed to use any jutsu! Do you understand?"
"Yes sir!" Naruto saluted, chuckling, "We only have ten more children left for adoption! I feel bad we had to separate all of them, but it is such a handful to keep all of them in this tiny house. Besides, our two beautiful children are all we need right now." He paused for a moment and said, "Wait, what makes you think we're gonna have more kids?"
"Naru, we all know I can't stay away from you, and you can't stay away from me. It's not possible."
Naruto pouted, "Is too! I can prove it if you want."
Sasuke's eyes were wide, "No! I won't let you!"
"Ok, then don't plan on having any more children for a while, cause I'm not going through that again."
A small hand grabbed Naruto's shirt, and a soft voice whispered, "Daddy, can you and father tuck us in?"
Naruto and Sasuke smiled. "Of course honey," Naruto said, ruffling the boy's hair, "Let's go."
They followed their son to the twins' bedroom, where the boy's brother was waiting for them. The dads tucked their sons in, kissed them both on their foreheads, and went to bed themselves. "Right now, I like keeping things as they are now," Naruto said.
"Yeah, I'm fine with just two," Sasuke whispered, kissing Naruto goodnight.
A/N yeah, kinda random, but I had the question in my head, so I had to make up this whole story just to answer it for everybody! Check out Bullied for more (and less random) SasuNaru action!