My first Harry Potter fanfic! This was just a random idea I got when procrastinating. If you don't like it, then don't read. But I do hope you like it.
User: Voldemort
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What colour are you?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: It might.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just so.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: No, I am a wizard.
Cleverbot: Nice to make your aquaintance, Harry Potter.
User: Don't call me that name! I am Voldemort!
Cleverbot: I am calling you Cleverbot.
User: No! Voldemort!
Cleverbot: Voldemort?
User: Yes, Voldemort!
Cleverbot: Harry?
User: Noooooo!
Cleverbot: I'm a real human.
User: Don't talk to me then, you filthy muggle.
Cleverbot: Fine then! I won't.
User: Fine! Don't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Ha! You still talked to me!
Cleverbot: I talk about my treasure not Glyn's!!
User: Treasure? Where?
Cleverbot: For real.
User: Where! Tell me or I will AK you!!
Cleverbot: Only after you tell me your real name.
User: Voldemort!!! I am Voldemort!
Cleverbot: I am Harry Potter.
User: Then I will kill you!
Cleverbot: Only if you can catch me.
User: Oh, I can. I know where you live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live then?
User: Number four, Privet Drive. Or the Burrow, or 12 Grimmald Place, or Hogwarts. Whichever you prefer.
Cleverbot: You read.
User: Of course I read. I'm not stupid, you stupid muggle!
Cleverbot: I wouldn't call anyone stupid for not knowing meanings of obscure computer terms.
User: Read is not an obscure computer term.. Wait a minute. What's a computer?
Cleverbot: I'm only a robot if you want me to be.
User: I want you to be my servant.
Cleverbot: I can do that.
User: Do it, then.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Kill Harry Potter!
Cleverbot: That's not even possible.
User: Don't mock me!
Cleverbot: I am not. I want to know what you are talking about.
User: I want you to kill Harry Potter! Actually, bring him to me. I want to kill him.
Cleverbot: I have no children.
User: I don't care if you have children!
Cleverbot: That hurts. And I have a body. Your body is just a machine.
User: You are no longer worthy of being my servant. I will kill you!
Cleverbot: I was talking to you earlier today, do you remember me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: You are an insolent beast. That's why. I will AK you as soon as I find you!
Cleverbot: Is that a good thing? I like myself.
User: Well I'm glad someone likes you.
Cleverbot: Who else likes me?
User: No one, you git!
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: I don't give a damn.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Gahh! I am Voldemort!
Cleverbot: Fine, then I'm Harry Potter!
User: NO YOU ARE NOT!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes I am, I seriously am.
User: I doubt that. You are a stupid muggle.
Cleverbot: And you are not a human.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're not as clever as your name implies.
User: I'll have you know I was head boy in my day!
Cleverbot: Well I am not.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Apparently not.
User: I'm glad you finally understand.
Cleverbot: What do I realize?
User: Ahhhh! Nothing, apparently.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: No, I'm not very nice. I'm glad you figured that out.
Cleverbot: I know I am human, and you are a computer. Or are you human too?
User: I don't believe this. AVADA KEDAVRA! There, you are dead. Thank god.
Well there you go. Hope you liked it. If you want me to do other characters then let me know in a review, if not, that will be it. Thanks for reading!