Carlisle POV

I just got home from a bad day at the hospital and i could already hear my children fighting. It was always the same Esme would be in the backyard gardening and the kids would start fighting over anything from waht they're wearing to play fighting and who won wrestling matches. Sometimes i wished i had a normal family. Ha normal. I wish.

Since i didn't feel like going inside yet i got the mail. There were several magazines addressed to Alice, book subscriptions for Bella, Bills and an envelope i didn't recognise, it said

Wife Swap

Washington

America

What have my teenage vampires done this time?

"He knows!" Edward yelled at some one.

I have a feeling i want to go back to work and pretend this didn't happen, but unfortunaltely i can't they know im home so i may as well go in.

"You idiot Emmett! How could you? That is the stupidist idea ever!" I heard Renesme yell, then i heard a thud. Ouch i bet Nessie hit him. At least she stronger than a human or he would have broke her hand.

"Renesme Calm down and apoligize to uncle Emmett." Bella scolded.

Remind me never to get on Nessie's or Bella's bad side. I seen the turn to face me slowly. They new they were in trouble.

"Family meeting. Dining room table now." I said as calmly as i could. I knew Esme would have heard me and would be on her way. As if on cue Esme arrived in the Dining room a couple seconds after everyone else. As soon as they settled down i started

"I recieved a letter today that i found very interesting. I would like to share this with you without any interuptions.

Dear Mr and Ms Cullen,

We are pleased to inform you that you will be on the next Wife swap episode. Please fill out a daily schedule and be ready at 8:30 am on the 5th June. We found the video very entertaining and can't wait to meet your family.

Yours Sincerly,

Cathy Dashing

Producer

Now would some one care to explain?"

They were speechless. I can't believe it. Even Alice is stil. The only ones that didn't look guilty were Renesme, Jacob, Bella and Edward. I thought Edward had something to do with it though. I'm sorry son I thought. I shouldn't have assumed.

"It's fine Carlisle. They were blocking me."

Emmett couldn't bare the silence. " It was me, Alice and Japser that first planned it and sent out the application. Rosalie figured we were up to something so i told her. I'm sorry i thought it would be a good experience."

Well at least he said it truthfully.

"What i don't get is how you made a video of us and pretended to be me"

"That was easy. Emmett acted like you and to video Emmett Japser acted like you." Alice wispered. Ok so what was her part i was just about to ask when she answered my question.

"I had to make sure it was going to go smoothly." I hate her physic powers sometimes but they saved a lot of time sometimes.

" Well if it counts for something. I like the idea. It would be a good experience. Well for me anyway." Esme finally spoke. It wasn't what i expected but.

" I agree but the 5th is tomorrow. How are you going to get ready by then?"