Brittana are endgame but why not have a little fun with this couple especially if one half of the couple is the amazing Demi Lovato. Enjoy guys!
"Really guys? In the kitchen? People have to eat here you know." Kurt groans as he walks in on Santana and Dani in a romantic embrace, with Dani sitting on the counter-top with Santana standing between her legs tugging at her girlfriend's waist whilst sloppily kissing her with force and lust. Her roommate's words causing her to unwillingly part herself from her girlfriend's wet, full lips.
"Oh please, as if you and gel-boy haven't had sweaty girl on girl sex in every inch of this apartment." Santana quips with a smirk.
"I can happily say that I haven't, I'll stick to my nice, big comfortable bed thank you very much." He replies pushing past the couple as he dives towards the teapot as if his life depended on it. Santana decides to avoid Kurt's rant about germs and hygiene and blah blah blah, by leading the other girl by the hand to the kitchen table where Dani sits down and pulls Santana onto her lap, wrapping her arms around her waist, prompting Santana to drape her arm around her girlfriend's shoulders and plant a soft kiss on her temple.
"You really know how to have fun don't you Lady Hummel." She finally responds to Kurt who joins them at the table waiting impatiently for his water to boil.
"You just have issues when it comes to sex you horny bitch." Kurt replies with a smile, finally beginning to relax.
"You would be too if you had a girlfriend as gorgeous and sexy as mine." Santana responds cupping Dani's face and lightly placing kisses on her girlfriend's smiling mouth.
"What about Puck?" Kurt exclaims mid-kiss causing Santana to quickly break away and shoot her friend a death glare which is met with Kurt continuing to mess with his roommate "Sam... Finn... most of the McKinley's male population really." he adds with a grin.
Santana angrily points her finger to Kurt "I told you we are never to talk about the time I was... straight." she spits out twisting her face at the thought.
"Santana loves penis, Santana loves penis." He jokingly screams knowing Santana would never hurt him in the presence of her precious Dani.
"Wow did I wake up in the year 2009 or something when Santana was "straight"" Rachel adds to the conversation upon entering the kitchen from her bedroom, using finger quotations with the word 'straight' for added effect.
"We're just reminiscing about the good old days when Santana had sex with anything with a penis." Kurt beams to Rachel who takes a seat beside him. "We'll be here a while." Rachel replies.
"I will end you both." Santana angrily replies with a stony look.
"No no continue guys. She'll never talk about that part of her life to me and it's hard to believe my little gay princess being with a guy." Dani quickly interjects whilst placing a delicate kiss on their interlocked hands to stop her girlfriend's face from looking so angry.
Rachel and Kurt both burst out laughing at this "Oh Santana we're sorry." Rachel finally states after what feels like a lifetime of snickering to Santana. "It's just funny looking back with what we know now." she adds with a smile thrusting a finger towards Dani and Santana tangled together.
"So Dani, there was this guy Puck who had sex all day every day, you name the place they had sex there, I walked in on them having sex in our Glee club teacher's office more times than I would care to remember." Kurt states with a look that clearly shows he remembers every vivid detail.
"Really? It was always in the girl's bathrooms after school that I always caught them." Rachel adds laughing. "Puck would always invite me to join them."
"Santana would have loved that." Kurt responds causing them to both burst out into a fit of laughter once again.
Santana waits until the giggling dies down to start "Are you guys finished?" she says her face turning into a grin "Oh great." she adds before giving them a chance to respond "Rachel remember that time you kissed the lady over there's boy-toy who was so obviously gay that he was practically made of glitter, making him realise he was completely and utterly gay. Or Kurt remember when you told Mercedes that you were in love with Rachel to get out of a date with her, or when you dated my Britt and dressed up like a butch lesbian to prove how "straight" you were." She grins imitating Rachel.
There is a silence for a moment before Dani states "Wow you guys are all kinds of weird I'm starting to get why you're all friends." She laughs causing everyone to burst in laughter once again.
"Yup, we're made for each other." Kurt adds causing them all to look at each other lovingly with a gentle smile. Their moment is interrupted with the hissing of the boiling teapot which Kurt gets to his feet to retrieve. "And can I add just for the record." Santana goes on to say with a grin "This lesbian has had sex with more guys than you two queens put together."
"I'm sitting right here babe." Dani replies flashing her a smile.
"Don't worry our sex is way, way better." she quickly answers before planting a sloppy, longing kiss on her girlfriends lips. "Which reminds me, we have to get back to what we were doing before Hummel rudely interrupted us." she adds giving the other girl a mischievous look.
"Santana circa 2009 would be proud." Rachel expresses with a wink causing Santana to reply "Want to join us?" returning the girl's wink.
"And don't worry Kurt" she adds "Imma take your advice and make use of that big comfortable bed of yours."
"You wouldn't!" Kurt declares to which Santana smirks, scooping her girl into her arms and carrying her off wrapped round her waist to finish what they started.