A/N: So this took me about ten minutes to write, but I looked back and thought 'this is actually pretty good. I'll post it'. And yeah, here ya go. Enjoy...
Xtonic Sunlight
The Doctor hummed tunelessly as he poured a cup of tea for himself and Donna, who had still not emerged from her bedroom. Humans and their sleep! He plopped one sugar cube in Donna's cup, ten in his, grabbed a banana and paced restlessly for his slumbering companion to wake up.
A grin lit up the Doctor's face as the door to the kitchen was flung open. That grin was subsequently wiped off the Doctor's face as he saw his companion.
Donna was not only a redhead, overnight her entire body had taken on a shade of deep crimson. The Doctor's jaw dropped as blinked twice, looked again, rubbed his eyes, and looked once more. Nope, not his imagination, Donna was beet red.
Possibly even more noticeable than Donna's red skin was the scowl she wore and the glare pointed directly at the Doctor. If looks could kill...
Donna cleared her throat pointedly and the Doctor closed his mouth that had been hanging agape and said, "Oh! Hello Donna! You look lovely this morning! Weeell, relatively speaking. There is no morning on the TARDIS, but since you just woke up-"
"Doctor," Donna cut him off. "That planet we went to yesterday, what was it called, Twilight?"
"Midnight," the Doctor corrected.
"Yeah, Midnight," Donna said each of her words dripping with poison. "What type of sunlight was on the planet?"
"Xtonic Sunlight," the Doctor replied not exactly sure where this was going, or even sure if it related to the fact that Donna was red.
"And who exactly told me that the glass at the spa was so thick that it filtered the sunlight, so I didn't need to apply sunblock even though I would be sunbathing the whole day?"
"Me?" the Doctor asked sheepishly.
"That's right, Spaceman," Donna said. "So tell me, why exactly do I have the worst sunburn in the bloody universe?"
"Uh, I was wrong about the Xtonic Sunlight?" the Doctor guessed.
"And who is now going to pilot this thing and find me a futuristic cure for this sunburn?" Donna asked.
"I'll go set the coordinates," the Doctor replied quickly making towards the console room.
"Oi, not so fast," Donna said. "Where's my tea?"
"Oh, here," the Doctor said handing over a mug. However, in his haste to get away from his fiery companion, he had handed her his mug instead. The mug he had put ten sugar cubes in.
Donna took one sip and spit out the tea, "How much sugar'd you put in this thing?" Donna sputtered.
The Doctor, who had been in the line of fire when Donna had spit out the tea, gasped and swapped the mugs, "I gave you mine!" The Doctor explained quickly.
"Well, when you get that Xtonic sunlight cure, schedule yourself a dentist appointment," Donna said. "If you drink that liquidized candy every day, you're bound to get cavities."
And before the Doctor could begin to explain about his superior biology and that he didn't get cavities, Donna had taken her tea and stormed out of the kitchen.
Better get working on that miracle sunburn cure, then.
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