Shinobu walks into Miyagis bedroom and complains, "Miyagiiiiii~ I'm hungry" Miyagi looks up from his book titled "Cabbage and Healthy Eating for the Sexually Active",
"And what are you hungry for Shinobu?" he questions seductively. Shinobu gives him a big smile and excliams, "Cabbage! " Miyagi smirks. "I can help you with that." He winks seductively and motions for Shinobu to come closerrrrr.
Shinobu pouts, "But Miyagiiiiiiiii I want CABBAGE!" Miyagi sighs and goes to the kitchen, "Fine, but you'll pay for this later." Miyagi then begins making Shinobu his favorite food, CABBAGE STIRFRY.
Shinobu greedily eats all the stir frry and demands for more. Miyagi frowns. "Don't eat that much or you'll get FAT." He pokes Shinobu on the head and shoves him towards le bedroom. "Can we has sex nao."
Shinobu licks his licks seductively, "Yes we can." Shinobu moves closer to Miyagi and pushes him down onto the bed. "But this time I'm top." Smirks.
Miyagi shakes his head. "No way is that gon' ever happen, yo homie." He quickly pushes shinobu onto the bbed instead. "I'm gonna fuck u an ur gon like it."
Shinobu scoffs, " I don't have to like shit Miyagi!" Shinobu gets up off of the bed and storms out of the room, "I'm going home!."
Shinobbbbbu runs out into the night and accidently runs into a shady looking man carrying a toaster.
THEN THEY ALL HAVE A THREE SOME AND LIVE HAPPILY EVA AFTA!
ZE END