Disclaimer: Harry Potter = not mine (I also don't own The Evil Overlord List)

Hello loves. I wrote a chapter in 'Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts' from the point of view of the Death Eaters and really enjoyed writing it so I decided to make it a whole story. I'll start with the bit from 'Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts'. If ya like it review and check it out.

"My Lord, the post is here."

"Excellent, what is there today Wormtail?"

"Bills, threatening letters, a cheque from Lucius and a letter from Hogwarts."

At this Voldemort straitened up. "Has Dumbledore finally decided to give me the Defence post?"

"No," said that pathetic excuse for a human, Wormtail, holding the letter at arms length. "It's from the Weasley twins."

Voldemort leapt behind the sofa. "What is it?" he asked apprehensively.

Peter opened the package as though it might explode, which it could have knowing Fred and George, and replied.

"It's a letter."

Handing the letter to his master, Peter waited respectfully in his corner until he was done reading.

After twenty minutes of Voldemort staring, silently at the parchment; Wormtail decided to risk speaking.

"My lord?" he asked hesitantly.

"Well that's just rubbish," snapped His Evilness, throwing the paper away.

"What is it my lord?" asked the former Scabbers.

"They've sent me a list for Evil Overlord, like I need it"

Wormtail remained silent. It was dangerous to interrupt Voldie while he in the Zone.

"What's worse is the idiotic suggestions on it. Like 'I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."' Who would do that. I must be the one to kill the boy. It is the only way. That's why 'If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.' makes no sense. I'm the leader of the Death Eaters, I must kill Potter to become invincible. And if 'My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.' well where's the fun in that? My Death Eater masks add atmosphere to our attacks. Everyone knows them, everyone them. But this - this is the worst, 'I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.' SNAKES ARE THE BEST, MOST AWESOME CREATURES EVER! Why else would they be the symbol of slytherin?"

At this point the Dark Lord started to hyperventilate. Peter, fearing his master's already terrible breathing problems (having no nose can be a real problem), decided to intervene before things got too out of hand.

"Master they where probably just trying to get too you."

"You're right," said Moldy-Shorts sighing. "But there are some good suggestions on here like this one, 'I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so.' I must insist all Death Eater do this from now on."

"Of course My Lord."

Years later, as Wormtail was trying to strangle Potter the magic hand Voldemort had given him kept acting up. He-who-has-many-names would make sure his servant would keep his promise till the end. Peter Pettigrew's last thought was 'curse you Fred and George'.

So whatcha think? Tell me in a review. If you liked it check out 'Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts' it's much of the same thing. Love you all, if you ever need someone to talk to I'm here for you, PM me.

~Amy