Alternate Timeline
By Shadowgate
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The following is an alternate version of Life of Crime.
For Gojirules!
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Patrick and SpongeBob had just finished their candy bars. Suddenly Patrick started thinking SpongeBob stole his candy bar but then he remembered he ate it five seconds ago.
SpongeBob asked "what's the matter Patrick?"
Patrick answered "oh nothing I'm fine."
SpongeBob suggested they sleep because they'd need their rest if they were going to be outlaws.
2 HOURS LATER
They both woke up. When they woke up SpongeBob turned to Patrick and said "earlier tonight I asked you if you had a problem and you said 'no.' However it's clear that you do have a problem. You're a lawbreaker on the run."
Patrick replied "you joined up with me as an accomplice."
SpongeBob got angry and said "THAT MAYBE BUT I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU DID!"
Patrick replied "well like it or not you're my accomplice and I don't know why you have such a horrible attitude."
SpongeBob pointed out "I think we have such horrible attitudes because we only got two hours of sleep."
Patrick agreed.
Right after that they noticed they were both in western clothing.
SpongeBob asked Patrick "why are we dressed like this?"
Patrick answered "maybe our mommies dressed us like this."
SpongeBob shot back "first of all Patrick we weren't wearing these clothes before we went to sleep. Second of all my mom doesn't dress me."
Patrick replied back "you're right we weren't wearing these boots, jeans, flannels, and cowboy hats when we went to sleep. Oh and now that you mention it my mommy doesn't dress me either."
SpongeBob giggled and said "I'll bet she does."
Patrick got angry and said "well I'll bet you'll shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you."
SpongeBob asked "why are you being so onry?"
Sheriff Squidworth came upon them and said "you both are onry and you're both under arrest you rotten outlaws."
Sheriff Squidworth handcuffed them together and they screamed.
THE END