Hey! I hope you like it's my first kirby story evaaaaa! (Also my first one on Fanfiction eva to.) Kirby goes on his classic dreamland advencher with a twist!
Please enjoy and review (also tell me if i made any spelling error's I stink at spelling it should be fine in this chapter.) I also have a few other chap's ready but I wana know what you guy's think first!
Thank you and hope ya have fun with it.
NOTE: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING OF THE KIRBY SERIES OR ANYTHING FROM NINTENDO NO COPYRITE INTENDED!
Before I forget:
McDreamer's is a parody of McDonald's
Price Land ias a parody of Price Chopper
Anna Montana is a parody of Hannah Montana
ONCE AGAIN I DO NOT OWN ANY TRADEMARKS OR SUCH!
~enjoy~

KIRBY'S DREAMLAND ADVENCER
CHAPTER 1 THE CRAPPY START
KNOCK KNOCK
"crappppp" i said as i got out of my bed to go anserd the door it was 2:30pm. 2:30pm? who wakes a guy dude up at 2:30pm? THIS BETTER BE GOOD! I opend the door it was a Keeby the guy who lived in the other half of my duplex.
"What the crap do you want?" I asked the orangy yellowy blob.
"Well everyone woke up and where gona eat breakfast but there food was gone."
"So cant they go buy more food?"
"We did but theres none at Price Land."
"Oh I get it so you all whent to McDreamers and they need more cooks. Hell no todays my day off i ant goin into that greese trap! So you can go tell mr. Dreamer to cry and deal with it."
"NO NO NO Kirby theres no food there to so we whent to the the sparkin stars that grow our food and they where gone."
"That's messed up"
"Yah why are they gone?"
"No that we have stars suplying food to us where do they even get that food from? Do they crap it out of somethin?
"Well I have no clue but...
"And boy why you askin me this how bout you go to king DDD and yell at him about this?"
"Cant he's the one who did it."
"And how do you know?"
"He left his hat."
"He stupid this look's like a rodeo clown puked, wazed, and craped on his clothes he mite as well run around naked like the rest of us he'd look better with all his jelly roll's"
"ok...well i came here to ask if you would go and get our food back."
"Oh hell no boy why cant yo people do that yo selves"
"Where scared of DDD."
"Yo tell me yo scared of some fat ass pingwen in a retarted rodeo costume who sing's to Anna Montana and colects pink snuggle bunny's?"
"HE HAS A HAMMER!"
"And i have other thing's to do."
"Please kirby the town need's well starve."
"And so why ant the rest of this town here with you?"
"Oh they are there just hiding behind those bushes."
"Why?"
"Cuz where all scared of you two."
"Ok i'll go but when I get back ima gona demand some crap yo all gona give it to me."
"Yes kirby..."
And THATS how i started my jerney to king DDD's cassle