Disclaimer – I do not own X-Men Evolution, nor do I own Twilight. There is an important author's note at the bottom.

Ciao Normality
~Worst Way~

When one looked at Miranda and Michele Conway, one saw two people that looked completely identical to each other. This wasn't surprising due to the fact that they were actually fraternal twins. What tended to surprise people was the fact that, despite the fact they were twins of the fraternal kind, their personalities were completely different.

The oldest was Miranda, who enjoyed reading and academics. While she didn't go out for sports, she was at least healthy when it came to athletic activities. Michele on the other hand was into fashion and being on the cheer squad. As expected, the two girl's personalities fit the things they liked to do. Miranda was sensible, while Michele tended to be flighty.

If a person met Miranda first, then found out that she had a twin, they rather expected Michele to be willing to participate in an intelligent conversation, but instead got the latest gossip. If a person met Michele first, then the person tended to expect Miranda to be willing to go to the latest party, only to find out that she didn't want to go at all.

On top of their personalities and hobbies being on the opposite side of things, Miranda and Michele were on majorly different sides of the Twilight camp. The older twin felt that the books were literary drivel, while Michelle thought they were literary genius. Despite the differences, the two were able to get along most of the time, likely because they were twins.

However, the real likely reason that the two got along was due to the fact that Miranda would simply let Michele do her thing, even if it meant being dragged along on her little excursions. That meant she had gone to every single Twilight movie. She could have complained about it to her twin each time, but instead complained about it on forums.

Thus she found herself in the forth movie at the midnight premier as her sister had wanted to go to every single one. This was the first time that their parents hadn't come with them, and of course before the movie started, her sister had chosen to gab her ear off, though Miranda in all honestly paid her no heed.

She did however hear her say some parts. "I think it would be so cool to have powers like the vampires in Twilight. Actually, it would be cool to be a vampire. I think I would want to have Alice's power, being able to tell the future. Or maybe Edwards."

"I personally liked Ben and Alec's." Miranda piped up with half interest. Finally, the movie started up, and she heard her sister suddenly coo and comment on all the scenes, making it very clear how much she liked seeing the particular scenes with her Edward. Of course, she also commented when Jacob came on screen, almost as if she wished she could have both guys bending down to her will.

Miranda found herself not liking any part of the movie, but then she hadn't liked the books. Finally though, it got to wards the end, where Bella had her baby. Her eyes saw Bella giving birth, and then she found her head suddenly spinning. Not to mention she suddenly felt nauseous and her hearing suddenly went, and then everything blacked out.

The next thing Miranda knew, Michele was shaking her awake. "Sheesh. Why did you have to fall asleep during the movie."

"I didn't." The older twin piped up, just as she heard a crackling sound. She thought it had something to do with her hearing, but then she glanced up in time to see a person looking down at her, someone who just a few seconds hadn't been standing in front of them. Miranda's head continued to spin as she blinked a couple of times at the female.

"You... just appeared in front of us." Michele stated, her eyes widening from surprise. "That was amazing. How did you do that?"

"I don't know..." The female's eyes were dark. "The last time I checked, I was on a plane to Forks Washington to go live with my father."

"Amazing! You're Bella Swan!" The younger twin had a smile spreading across her face. "This is a dream come true."

"Michele. We've got to get out of here. This is freaky." Miranda frowned, standing up, tilting a bit.

"Bella can come with us, can't she?" Michele stated, a smile plastered on her face. "I mean, she does need somewhere to go, right?"

"How... exactly do you know my name?" Swan's face was deadpan.

"Because there are four books about you." There was a pause, and then the Twilight fan spoke up again. "Actually, there were supposed to be five books, but someone was cruel and released the fifth to the public. If I ever get my hands on that person, I'll strangle them."

Miranda thought for a few seconds. "You're right. We can't just leave her there. Though I don't know what is going on."

"We'll take her home then." Michele smiled at them, her eyes sparkling.

"We can't." The older twin spoke up. "How do we explain her to our parents/"

"We..." Michele blinked a couple of times. "Oh..."

"Look. I really need to get to Forks." Bella spoke up, her voice filled with a great deal of dissonance.

"Then to Forks we go." The younger twin stated.

"We can't..." However, Michele had already grabbed the other female's hand, and Miranda knew that there would be trouble to be had.

Author's note – Sometimes, a writer will find inspiration in a weird place, or perhaps for some of the people involved,, the worst place possible. The news just broke that some people have been having seizures due to the birthing scene. That said, I am not writing this satirical piece to make fun of the people who are having the seizures. That isn't what this piece is meant to satire and parody. If you make fun of the people having seizures in the reviews, it will lead to you either being blocked, or the review deleted.