Where to?
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By FlightAngel
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Disclaimer: Naruto, Sasuke, and all other characters living in this world are not mine. The story is, however, so don't you dare steal it. Thank you.
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"Hey."
"Hn."
"Where are you going?"
"It's really none of your business."
"C'mon, where're you going? Tell me!"
"No, now go away."
"Please?"
"Naruto…"
"It's not that big of a secret, right? Just tell me!"
"No is no, Naruto!"
"Why won't you tell me? Are you cheating on me?"
"Argh! No! It's none of your business--just let me think in silence!"
"If you don't tell me I won't let you into my bed for a week!"
"What? Naruto--!"
"Tell me!"
"You can't be serious!"
"I am!"
"I'll steal your ramen!"
"My ramen?"
"All your ramen!"
"What?"
"Even that special deluxe pack you got last week!"
"Sasuke! You really won't go that far?"
"I will!"
"Y-You! Fine then! I won't let you sleep in my bed f-for a month!"
"Can you survive not being in the same bed with me for a month?"
"W-what are you talking about? I don't need you! I can sleep on my own forever if I cared to!"
"Ok, you can sleep in your own damn bed forever for all I care. I'm leaving."
"What? Leaving where?"
"Leaving your house! I'm going to move out!"
"What? Why?"
"You won't let me sleep in your bed!"
"You won't tell me where you were going!"
"That's not the point—just, just leave me alone!"
"Moving out?"
"I'm not in the mood to deal with this right now!"
"But are you leaving?"
"Shut up! I don't care; just let me go in peace!"
"S-stupid Sasuke! You're not r-really leaving are you?"
"What, do you actually care about me? That's a first!"
"What are you talking about? I should be the one saying that to you! So you never really cared about anything but the sex, eh? You leave me so easily!"
"You're the one that said you preferred knowledge then companionship."
"I did not say that!"
"You did too, dobe. You said you wouldn't let me sleep in the bed if I didn't tell you where I was going."
"Ok! So I did say that! But I didn't mean it!"
"What do you mean you didn't mean it? That was a threat!"
"Y-you! You know I was j-just—"
"Just what?"
"Argh! Whatever! I don't care! Go away for all you want!"
"Fine!"
"…"
"…Sasuke…"
"…"
"…if I let you sleep in the bed will you not go away?"
"…perhaps…"
"Please, Sasuke?"
"Stop leaning on me like that—n-no, don't stare at me with those eyes—Naruto, stop!"
"Please? I'll even let you try out those new handcuff things you bought for us last week…"
"…the fuzzy ones?"
"Yes, the fuzzy ones. The ones I said just yesterday I'd never wear in my life even if you threatened to dangle me off a cliff."
"Do you want me so bad?"
"Maybe I just really like your expensive cologne, dark silky hair, smooth, porcelain skin that is real cold to the touch…"
"If I didn't know better, I'd think that was the worst poetry I've heard in my life."
"Just shut up, Sasuke! So you won't move away?"
"No, no, I wasn't planning to move away in the first place—ack! Let go!"
"I'm just… really relieved."
"…that's good."
"…"
"…"
"…hey Sasuke…"
"What?"
"Where were you heading to, anyways?"
"I'm not telling you."
"SASUKE!"
-o--)fin(--o-
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Author's Notes: Ha! Bored one day and felt like drabbling. Though not really a drabble since it doesn't have an even word count, heh...