Episode 1:The Decision

This is my first fic so don't get mad. Hope you enjoy it.
Kenshin was walking down the street when he saw Kaoru running toward him.

"Kenshin, Kenshin," she called out.

"What do you want miss Kaoru," asked Kenshin.

"It's the doctor you have to help him." "O.K., " replied Kenshin as they hurried back to

the farm.
When they got there they saw the doctor sprawled out on the ground.

"What is this under him," queried Kenshin.

"I was asking myself the same question," replied Kaoru as Kenshin removed the item from

under the doctor. As he did so the doctor woke up and grabbed the magazine that was

under him.

Hey, Kenshin, I'm looking at that." said the not so good doctor.

"I wonder what it is," said Kaoru.

"You don't want to know, that you don't." replied Kenshin

"Yes I do," said Kaoru as she snatched it away. "WHAT THE HELL????" she screamed

"WHERE DID YOU GET THESE NAKED PICTURES OF ME???"

"Umm...." said the doctor, "Internet? ...Ooh" As Kaoru slapped him.

"By the way, Kenshin, what is the Internet?"

"It is a mystery, that it is." he replied

"Would you PLEASE stop talking like that." yelled Kaoru.

"Sorry," answered Kenshin as he lowered his head.

"Hey don't get all down," said Kaoru as she handed Kenshin the magazine, "Enjoy this!!"

"This brings me no joy," said Kenshin as he handed it back. "WHAT!!!!!" screamed Kaoru

"YOU DONT LIKE ME NAKED??????"

"But this is not you," he said.

"But he was a pervert, that he was." Laughed Kenshin. "Now give me some Kaoru."

"Listen Kenshin if you leave me alone about sex then I'll give you some head tonight?

That O.K.?"

"Yes, so it is." agreed Kenshin

"Then lets go get Zanza and get some rice?"

"Yes Kaoru, that would be great, yes it would." said Kenshin.

"Kenshin, "muttered Kaoru, "please stop talking like that."
Later at the diner................
"So Zanza, where shall we go now that the imperialist are gone from this area?"Kenshin

asked Zanza as they ate rice.

"Well Kenshin," he answered, "I think we should go into another plagued area. What do

you say?"

"What about me?" Interjected Kaoru, "Don't i get a say in it?"

"Yes, so you do. What do you suggest Kaoru?"

"I SUGGEST YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT" she screamed.

"Ok," said Zanza, "We'll go to the next town of Heshiruma tomorrow. There we shall

fight the imperialist threat."

"I don't understand," answered Kaoru, "Why do we want to rid the world of imperialists?"

"Because the imperialist have been killing innocents around here so to stop them we plan

to form an army to fight another war." "Yes," said Zanza, "and we will overthrow them."
Tune in next time for Episode 2 The Wayward Warrior.