Sonic The Hedgehog Goes To High School
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
"I can't believe it." Sonic The Hedgehog grumbled as he had his arms folded, sitting in a chair as he sighed. "I could be rolling around at the speed of sound, instead I'm here."
"Now, now, Sonic!" Professor Pickle stated as he rolled his right hand around, nodding his head. "Now, can anyone tell me about the guy who caused a lot of generally liked characters from the Archie Sonic comics to suddenly disappear?"
Silence. The classroom was filled with several of Sonic's friends, with Prof. Pickle teaching the class. The classroom in particular being in a high school in the bustling, modern metropolis that was Empire City. Suddenly, after several seconds of silence, Amy Rose's stomach grumbled loudly, much to Amy's embarrassment as she blushed, her eyes widening.
"Yes, Ms. Amy? Do you know who the person is?" Prof. Pickle asked as he placed his hands behind his back.
Amy shook her head as she had both of her hands on her grumbling belly. "Oh, n-no professor! I didn't say anything, that was just my tummy rumbling because I'm just hungry!"
"Well don't just stammer there, Amy. Give us an answer!" Prof Pickle asked as he turned to Amy.
Amy murmured as she looked around, noticing everyone looking at her as her stomach kept on rumbling. "Uh... Ian Flynn?"
"...really, Amy?" Shadow The Hedgehog scoffed as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head, rolling his eyes at Amy's answer. "I doubt that he's solely responsible for most of the Archie Sonic characters from disappearing."
"Well, he did kill them off in a subtle manner. Or simply had their arcs concluded," Silver The Hedgehog interrupted as he was writing down in a notepad.
"Now, now, you two!" Prof. Pickle stated as he moved his hands around. "You both raise good points, but that's not exactly the answer! Anyone else want to guess?"
More silence as Amy's stomach kept making embarrassing deep pitched noises, with the classroom shaking as Iblis suddenly appeared, ripping off the rooftop of the high school as he bellowed loudly, with everyone running off except the four hedgehogs.
"Oh yes! Finally some action!" Sonic exclaimed as he, Amy, Shadow, and Silver all did battle with the fiery Iblis, with Prof Pickle deciding to sit down and enjoy a cucumber sandwich because why the hell not he decided.