"What are you doing James," Lily asked with a raised brow.
Currently, her husband was making faces in the mirror that he though made him look tough or macho. Unfortunately they just made him look constipated. Lily just didn't have the heart to tell him.
"I'm practicing," James replied, not breaking his concentration.
"Do I dare ask why," Lily said cautiously.
"Ask Sirius. He's in the bathroom practicing," James dismissed.
Lily's nose wrinkled and she bit her lip from trying not to laugh. James's response was completely hilarious after what she had previously thought. Perhaps her theories weren't so far fetched…
"What in Merlin's name are you doing Sirius Black," Lily questioned, hands on her hips as she tried to look at him as though she were reprimanding him.
"Practicing," was Sirius's short, and oddly familiar, reply.
"For WHAT," Lily yelled. Merlin! What did she have to do to get some information around here? Her baby kicked in her stomach as though to tell her to quiet down.
"Sorry, love," she apologized in a murmur.
"To scare boys away! James and I have been practicing all day. We're going to need to, to scare all of those boys away from your daughter," Sirius said as though it were obvious.
Lily rolled her eyes and patted down on her stomach. The doctor had told them that they were having a boy two weeks ago. James and Sirius were simply in denial. They were hell bent on Lily having a girl.
"Have fun with that. I'm going to get Harry some male clothes with Alice because we're both having boys," Lily announced, grabbing her coat.
"I'll be damned if we have a son! We're having a daughter named Brielle! No Harry for you, Lily," James shouted from the living room.
Lily grinned; at least he hadn't brought up James Jr. again.
"Or Sirius Jr.," Lily mumbled to herself as an afterthought.
Ha-ha I LOVE this one.
Don't worry James, I'll name my son James Jr. -even if I don't marry a James-, my daughter's name will be Brielle (it was going to be anyways), and our dog will be Sirius Jr. I planned on getting a black lab named Sirius already.
And no lyrics. None seem to quite fit.
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