Smells Like Tuna!
by Miki-onee-chan
"Shirogane-san!"
Ichigo Momomiya's voice rang throughout the cafe, and could even be heard outside of it. How do you ask? Well...
"Koneko-chan!" Kisshu instantly appeared by Ichigo's side. She jumped up, surprised.
"Nya! Kisshu, go away!" she yelled, and Kisshu made the pouty-face.
"Aw, Koneko-chan!" he whined, and Ichigo sighed.
"Fine. Stay. But find Shirogane-san now!"
"Why?"
"Cause of that!" Ichigo screamed, and pointed into a corner where a large black lab was licking its...well... its butt.
Kisshu raised his eyebrows. "You're freaking out over a dog?"
"Just get Shirogane-san in..."
"Hey, Kisshu, I heard the old hag yelling. What's up?" Taruto asked as he teleported into the cafe. Ichigo threw up her hands.
"Taruto, not you too! Go away!"
"No. I'm here to see Pudding," Taruto said stubbornly, and crossed his arms and sat down in the air.
And, of course, Pudding then appeared. "Taru-Taru!" she exclaimed, and jumped on him and hugged him, possibly squeezing all out of his smallish body.
"Pudding...can't...breath!" he gasped, and Pudding let go.
Kisshu grinned. "Someone's got a girlfriend! Are you going to have a make-out fest in..."
His question was cut short by Ichigo thumping him on the back of the head. "Kisshu, you pervert!" she yelled. Kisshu just laughed and teleported away.
"Ichigo-san, what were you ranting about? If you yell like this again, I'm going to have to dock your pay," Ryou Shirogane said as he came up from the Mew Mew HQ.
"Shirogane-san, why is that here?" Ichigo eyed the dog with a look that would have made Mint proud.
"He's our new pet. You are in charge of feeding him," Shirogane-san commanded, and before Ichigo could retort, Keiichiro came out.
"Time to open!" he said cheerfully.
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"Baka...why did he have to get a damn dog?" Ichigo grumbled as she walked over to the bucket of dog food. She picked up a scooper and brought up almost a gallon of dog food.
Then she smelt it and almost fainted from happiness.
It smells like tuna! Oh, I'm in heaven... Ichigo thought happily, and, curious, she got a small bit of the dry dog food. She hesitated, and then shrugged and popped it into her mouth.
"Blech! Blech! Nya, that sucked!" Ichigo exclaimed as she spat out the dog food. She tubbed her tongue on her hand, trying to get the taste off of it.
She walked over to the dog's food bowl and spilt the food into it. Then she went upstairs to the bathroom and scrubbed her tongue a million times with a toothbrush.
And that was the last time Ichigo ever tasted dog food.
Do you really want to know how I came up with this idea?
Well, here we go:
Two summers ago, I was bringing out food to my dog when I smelt the dog food. It smelled like Tuna. So, I put a little bit of one on my tongue and...well, let's just say Ichigo's reaction was the exact same as mine.
Why do they make dog food smell good, but make it taste horrible?!
Well, anyway, there was my one-shot. Hope you like it, and hope you laugh at my stupidity. Cause I did.
Miki-onee-chan