Dear Professor Snape (Hazel):
I am in love with someone, but they don't love me. They love someone else. What should I do? I can't give him up, he is everything.
Signed,
Lost
Dear Lost:
Get a life. So what they don't love you, boo hoo. Stop whining and move on. Make sure your assignments are done or I will take fifty points off of Hufflepuff for this waste of a letter you wrote.
Signed,
Professor Snape (Hazel)
Lost looked down at the paper, how did Snape know she was a Puff. She glanced up to the table to see Snape staring at her. She put the paper down and pulled out her potion book and reviewed the chapter for the essay that was due at the end of the week.
Dear Professor Snape (Hazel):
I am wondering about our sixth-year potion course book. I bought companion book but I am not sure if it's enough. Should I have brought the workbook? Will this affect my grade if I don't have them? What about my assignments? I noticed book 2 and 3 of the series is in the library, should I include them in my library? Should I check with the rest of the Professors to see if they have additional books that I should use in addition to my regular course books? I really just want to try my best.
Signed,
Wondering
Dear Ms. Granger:
If we wanted you to buy those books we would have included them on the list. If you wish to buy them, buy them, don't come up with some fake debate to get your issue in the paper and inform everyone how important reading is. If they didn't know already by your handing waving and yelling out of answers that you were a know-it-all, they do now.
Signed,
Professor Snape (Hazel)
Hermione discretely put the paper down, she didn't even bother to look up but could hear a few snorts from people knowing the ones who decided to write in while Professor Landers was away was a bad idea.
Dear Professor Snape (Hazel):
I am a girl who will be 15 in two months, and my mother finally agreed to let me go to the dance alone with a boy. Well, to make a long story short, this boy, who is 17, asked to take me the dance last Friday night. I was so excited because I've loved him for a long time. Curfew is twelve-thirty. Well, at exactly twelve-twenty-two we arrived up in front of our house entrance and we started to talk. It was two-ten before we noticed what time it was. We said good-night fast. All we did was talk, and now I have detention for two weeks, so does he. When my mother found out, from my brother, she grounded me for a whole month. Do you think this is fair?
Signed,
I Did Nothing Wrong
Dear Ms. Weasley or You Know You Are Wrong:
You were aware of the rules, you broke them. It's life, get over it. Be grateful it wasn't me that found you. Five points from Gryffindor.
Signed,
Professor Snape (Hazel)
The Gryffindor table groaned as Ginny Weasley started to debate with Granger and Weasley about the column in the paper. They looked around for Potter to stop it, but as usual, the green eyed teen was sitting next to Snape.
Dear Professor Snape (Hazel):
My best friend asked me who I liked. After a lot of denying I liked anyone, I finally told her, trusting that she wouldn't tell anyone. Her response was, 'Eew! You like him?! Next thing I know she is dating him.
Signed,
Miserable
Dear Miserable:
Get better friends and trust me based on that boy's grades you are better off without him. Really, get some taste. Five points to Slytherin for not wasting my time.
Professor Snape (Hazel)
Millie looked up at the table and saw Professor Snape giving her a raised eyebrow. She nodded her acceptance as she looked at Pansy sitting with Marcus, who again failed to pass. Yes, Professor Snape was right, Marcus wasn't worth it.
Dear Professor Snape (Hazel):
I am in love with two boys and don't know which one I want to marry. First, there's Andy (not his real name) I want to marry. He's funny, smart and talented, he is a business man and very sincere. Then there's Tony (not is real name). He's funny, smart, talented, a business man but secretive. They both give me sort of gives me the creeps. (But they're awfully nice creeps if you know what I mean. I don't know which one I like best. In the daytime I like Andy, but I believe I like Tony better at night. Which one do you think would make the best husband for me? -ANDY OR TONY?
Signed,
Confused
Dear Ms. Bell (Confused),
Marry them both and put us out of our misery, better yet I will lend you the knut, flip it and pick one. They are twins, so what does it matter. Better yet, take your friend, speak to the menaces and get out of my hair. Just avoid their mother.
Professor Snape (Hazel)
Katie and Angelina exchanged looks. They both liked the twins and they knew the twins liked them. They smirked, they were going to be speaking to the twins.
Dear Professor Snape (Hazel):
We are two girls who are having a big argument. She's 16 and I'm 17. She's a virgin and I'm not, and she says a guy can tell whether a girl is a virgin or not by the way she walks. I say a girl doesn't walk any differently after she's gone all the way with a guy than she did before. We'll be looking for your answer.
Signed,
Waiting
Dear Waiting:
You can't tell if a girl is a virgin by the way she walks. But you can sometimes tell by the way she TALKS. Ten points from Ravenclaw.
Sally Rollins and Annie Barton exchanged looks, how did Snape know they wrote the letter or that the person was in Ravenclaw?
Dear Professor Snape (Hazel):
I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get?
Signed,
I Love Him
Dear Make Me Sick:
I don't know. What's he getting? It better not be in the dorms, my classroom or even in Hogwarts. Fifteen points from Hufflepuff for making me lose my afternoon tea.
Professor Snape (Hazel)
"You wrote to him?" A seventh year leaned towards his girlfriend.
"It's not my letter." They looked down their table and could see a few people were having a similar conversation that they just had.
Dear Professor Snape (Hazel):
My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like?
Marsha
Dear Marsha:
Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.
Professor Snape (Hazel)
Marsha smiled at the response, she would give him just a tie, just like she was advised. When a parchment appeared in front of her. She opened it.
"Clothes on, tie in a box."
SS
She folded the note, nodded her acceptance and continued reading the paper.
Dear Professor Snape (Hazel):
I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?
Youngest Boy
Dear Mr. Weasley:
I would say run for public office, but you don't have the brains or charms. Have your girlfriend do it, and you will both find your family history. 5 points for not realizing you can to Gringotts and get it done or try asking your family.
Professor Snape (Hazel)
Ron put the paper down, glared at Hermione. "I told you I didn't want to write in."
"We were doing it to encourage Professor Snape."
Dear Professor Snape (Hazel):
What inspires you most to write?
Inspiring Writer
Dear Mr. Malfoy:
The Ministry Department of Taxes, Regulations, and Fines. 5 points to Slytherin for a well thought out question.
Harry laid down the paper, leaned into Severus and said, "next time I want a break from writing I am not asking you to give advice."
"I still get write them next week?" Severus asked he had enjoyed reading the letters and trying to figure out who wrote them.
"Yes, I promised you that you could. Just remember Albus and Minerva aren't going to be happy with the results."
"Don't worry about them, Albus said he was thinking of giving me my own column. He said something about a what not to do column."
Harry shook his head, he never should have asked Severus to write his column. He took a sip of his pumpkin juice.
Minerva whispered into Harry's ear as she walked by to leave "be thankful they were mild ones. Albus and I screened them before we gave them to him."