Auther: LadyMiata

Owner of characters: JK Rowling, my birthday is coming up, won't you bye them and give them to me?

Disclaimer: I don't make money on this, I don't own the characters, but I do own…, oh right I own nothing.

Plot: I have no idea, just a column by Rita in the daily Prophet

Book warning: It doesn't follow the book, it's correct till the fifth book, so albus is still alive and the hocruxes, never heard of them.

10 years later

The request

It's the 10'Th anniversary of the end of what will always be described as the war of deception. And I find myself wondering, how the war victims are doing, and more precise, WHAT are they doing. Me, myself and I would like to know. So I presented the request of doing the column to the most important people in this interview. They are: Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Fred, George, Ronald, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle, Hermione Granger and Albus Dumbledore.
When they saw each other emotions ran high, there was shouting and screaming, but when it calmed down a bit; I asked if I could do a column about them

Here is the conversation, it might seem strange but it is the only way I can write this column so bare with me:
Harry Potter: To let people see who we are? You must think I'm really stupid.
Albus Dumbledore: So people can hear my side of the story, I'm in.
Harry Potter & Tom Riddle & Severus Snape: Oh, Shut up!
Tom Riddle: I just lost the "Voldemort" status, I do not need it back
Hermione Granger: We could show the people how we were misjudged
Ronald Weasley: Yeah!
Fred & George & Ginny Weasley: Shut up!
Rita Sceeter: Now of course there will be talk of your deeds in the past, but what me, myself and I, and also the readers would like to hear about is the now, your jobs, your family, your free time. In short, who are you now?
Fred & George Weasley: Business publicity!
Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy: We don't need it!
Severus Snape: we could let her do it….
Tom Riddle: What?
Severus Snape: but set limitations.
Harry Potter: Sev you're a genius. All right, but only write the spoken words
Draco Malfoy: And all of them.
Severus Snape: Only one question at a time, so choose wisely.
Neville Longbottom: and no lies
Ginny Weasley: No prejudgments.
Tom Riddle: and stay nice.
Albus Dumbledore: No past
Fred & George Weasley: Oh shut up, past is fine with us.
Harry Potter: and don't make it all about me.
Luna Lovegood: aren't we forgetting the most important thing?
Harry Potter: Oh yeah...
Harry Potter & Luna Lovegood & Fred & George & Ronald & Ginny Weasley & Neville Longbottom & Draco Malfoy & Severus Snape & Tom Riddle & Hermione Granger: NO QUICK QUOTES QUILL!
Albus Dumbledore: Why not? It always says so nice things about m…
Harry Potter & Luna Lovegood & Fred & George & Ronald & Ginny Weasley & Neville Longbottom & Draco Malfoy & Severus Snape & Tom Riddle & Hermione Granger: Shut up!

So there you have it dear readers, those are the rules and who knows maybe it shall grow, but for now, each day for the next 12 days you shall find an interview.

N/A: As I am not Rita I will not post it daily but I will regularly. If you have a question for the characters of Harry Potter, please put them in a message, and I shall try to get Rita to interview them. I am not a bad person but there are questions, that just have to wait.