Sasuke
This is the first of many deals that the Kazekage of the Suna will make. We find him in this deep dark alley just outside of the Kazekage building... He is currently standing in his usual dark corner. Today we find a young raven approaching him. His appearance shows that he hasn't had any of what he needed for awhile and has thous resorted back to cutting. He was trying to hide this fact with black bandages under a long sleeve black shirt, probably from Hot Topic, but it was easily see through. The Kazekage thought that he was trying to flaunt himself so he could get what he needed. That's see what the young Uchiha needs from the Kazekage.
"Gaara, I need them."
"Yes, your cyanide pills. I'm surprised your back."
"I need them!"
"Do you have the money?"
The raven frowned as he remembered that there was no money in the house. His brother wasn't payed by the Akatsuki yet and there was none to steal.
"I don't have the money."
"Then perhaps a deal is in order."
"What do you want? A hand job? Blow job? Sex where I'm uke?"
Yep the Kazekage knew that the raven would offer those type of things, but he wasn't interested in that. Oh no, the Kazekage wanted something else. The Kazekage pulls something out from behind his back and holds it in front of the raven.
"Put this on."
The stange Kazekage was holding out one of Rock Lee's green spandex suits, and by the looks of it, it came straight from the dirty clothes hamper. The raven looked confused and tilted his head to the right.
"You'll put it on if you want these."
Gaara holds out some cyanide pills in a bag in his other hand. The young Uchiha looks from the pills to the spandex and back again.
As Sasuke turned to leave still wearing the spandex, Gaara knew that he'd probably never see the raven again.
We leave the stange Kazekage with a sadistic smile on his face.
Authors Note
As some of you may know I always sign off with a few words. One: My sister helped me with this a bit and probably will help me with the others to come... Two: If you want a specific charater to be next review to request it. I'm sure I can think of something bizarre that the Kazekage would want from them...
COMING UP NEXT!!
Rock Lee
Shikamaru
and some random fangirl (maybe)
Naii out!!