DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA

"Anybody want a rice ball?" Japan was stuffing his face while looking at the others. "Sure." Germany reached for one when Italy ran in front with some pasta.

"Italy, no more pasta, please." Germany said.

"But DIOTSU, YOU DON'T LIKE PASTA? DO YOU?!" Italy ran away crying.

"Italy! Come back! Fine, you can make pasta. But put pizza with it." Germany said sighing.

"Did someone say PIZZA?!" America came walking up from a tree. They all were in a large park.

"I want some!" He said.

"Yay! Pizza and PASTA!" Italy exclaimed in happiness.

"Pasta too? YEAH!" America put a thumbs up.

"HIGH FIVE!" Italy said.

"High five back at you." America lifted his hand and smacked Italy's.

"WAIT! Who took my PASTA?!" Italy almost started to go mafia.

"I don't know!" America said with the pasta behind his back.

Italy took his gun and shot it at a tree.

"ALL RIGHT! WHO TOOK MY F%%*#NG PASTA?!" Italy stared at them.

"China did it!" America pointed at clueless China.

"CHINA YOU BASTARD! ROT IN H#*L YOU PIECE OF S**T!" Italy screamed.

"But I don't like pasta! Maybe it was America and he's hiding it behind his back." China points at America. He was slurping up some pasta.

"GIVE IT NOW! ALL OF YOU PIECES OF S**T!" Italy said.

"Sorry, North gets like this when someone takes his pasta. I suggest you give him his pasta back." Germany said in a calm voice.

"YEAH YOU BASTARD! BEFORE I USE YOUR INTESTINES AS A JUMP ROPE!" Italy stated clearly while yelling.

"Fine, here." America hands Italy an empty bowl of sauce.

"You ate it all! YOU WILL NOW DIE!" He started to chase America.

"No, no, no! I'm sorry! I will make you more later!" America jumps into pond that was behind them. A frog then jumps on his head. He sighed.

"Italy, release him NOW." Germany commanded.

"I don't take orders from YOU!" Italy said back.

"It's fine. I like the pond. It has water… well I guess that's it." America shrugs.

"Run America!" England piped up.

"START RUNNING LITTLE MAN!" Italy said with the gun pointed at him.

"Italy. STOP THIS NOW!" Germany put his hand in front of Italy.

"SHUT UP. BASTARDS!" Italy said.

"Can I stay in the pond with the frog?" America slowly goes underwater.

"YOU WANNA STAY IN THERE? FINE!" Italy jumps into the pond after America.

America screamed underwater then started to swim real fast.

He climbed out and went up a tree.

"Haha! Try to climb this, Italy!"

"FINE! HERE I COME BASTARDOS!" Italy climbed the tree in amazing speed.

"Why can't he be like this in training?" Germany sighed.

America laughed and jumped to another tree then leaped on top of Germany.

"Go, my pony!" He yelled.

Germany yelled then went Nazi on America then Italy and Germany fired their guns.

They then kicked America in the gut.

"I'm not a horse!" Germany yelled.

"AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING MY PASTA BASTARDO!" Italy screamed.

America ran behind Australia.

"Save me you fool!"

Australia turns and sticks his tongue out at America.

After that, he takes his koala and jumps into the pond.

"Australia!? Oh great!" America runs to a bush and jumps in.

"DIE BASTARDOS!" Italy runs up to the bush.

"But I don't want to die! I can remake you some pasta or I can give you ingredients for pasta?" America peeked out from the bush at Italy with raised eyebrows.

"I CAN STILL SEE YOU! NOW GET OUT OF THOSE BUSHES."

Italy rushed into the bushes and fired a flintlock that he stole from pirate England.

"I don't want to die!" America starts sobbing.

"COME HERE RAGAZZA!" Italy screams.