AKB – I will say now that I don't own Naruto (tear)... but the OC's are mine and sorry if I make some characters a little OOC and for the swearing and for the bad writing and... and...

Sasake - and for the lemons?

AKB – no never for the lemons (Grins evilly rubbing hands together)

Gaara – O.o

AKB – WHAT?

Sasake – just get on with the story... that I'm not even in...O.O

AKB – you so are...at least I think you are...here you are (quickly adds Sasake) SEE?

Sasake – hmhmm

Gaara – Hey Hime, don't even bother if you had bothered to read it, you'd have realised that the story isn't about you, it's about hmdmkdhfiedb djubweid (glare at AKB)

AKB – DUDE! Don't give it away if he wants to find out if he's in it or not he'll have to read it like everyone else... ARRRR...you just licked me (takes hand away and wipes it on Sasake) hehehe

ENJOY

Once upon a time there lived... WAIT! What the FUCK is that, it sounds like a nursery rhyme Ok how 'bout this...

Gaara – L.A.

Gaara sat at his desk going over some last minute details for the masquerade ball happening in one of his many ballrooms, located in his casino 'The Sand Castle'.

Much better, now on with the story...

"This ball is going to be the death of me" he groaned as he rubbed his sore shoulder. Looking back down at the menu for the ball, it had taken him nearly 3 days straight to complete it. He was about to call his brother when the phone rang, the read out stated 'Kankuro' was calling, picking up the phone "you seem to have this unique ability to call me when I'm about to call you, how are you?"

"Yes it is one of my best qualities" he laughed "I'm good brother how's things going with the casino?" Gaara sighed "mm... It's ok, but there is so much paper work though, when are you coming home?" "In a few days from now, Temari would kill me if I didn't come home soon" Gaara laughed softly "yep you got that right; she'll come hunt you down if you don't come home... I've gotta go, got another call coming in, tell Temari I said hi" "will do see you soon" hanging up the phone Gaara leaned back into his chair, his thoughts starting wondering with no destination in mind.

"Sir, she's back!" "Kiba bring her up onto the screen" Gaara saw the woman who had repeatedly come in and scored big, the first time they thought nothing of it, but when she kept coming back and winning the same amount, so hence she had to be cheating. "What table is she on?" "Tora's table, Gaara what do you want us to do" "Who's closest to Tora's table?" "Choji is sir" "ok give me the head set, I've got a plan"

"Yes sir, I can do that" Choji, who was part of the security at the casino, had just gotten his orders. The plan was to enlist some 'help' from the dancers. He walked towards the girls at the bar, still in their dance clothes, he saw Ino in her purple sequin bikini like top and belly dancer skirt and Alexa next to her in a similar outfit but in red. Ino saw him heading over "hey cutie, what's up?" "Yer Choji, aren't you on duty or something?" both women gave him a curious look; he knew they were smart; he could never get anything past those two. "Gaara asked me to get your help to get a cheater" "Oh ok are we going with that plan?" Alexa winked at him, he grinned "Yep we sure are" "come on Ino it's time to perform for our fans" Ino was smirking, this was going to be fun, Alexa and her got along really well, they both wanted to be actresses but both decided to be dancers instead.

Grabbing her drink they headed over to Tora's table, their act would be flawless. Alexa started walking or should I say stumbling over to Tora, she was singing 'I kissed a girl' by Katy Perry really loudly. "I kissed a girl and I liked it... oh hey Tora, who's this you've got here?" staring at the woman, she gave her a finger wave. Ino stumbled her way over "hey sweetie how are you tonight" kissing Tora's cheek. Alexa walked past shoving Ino out of the way "Back off bitch she's mine, you can have her" Ino looked towards the red head giving her a once over, then turning back towards Alexa "just because I've got it and you don't" Alexa went to throw her drink at Ino, getting the red head instead. "OMG I'm so sorry miss, it's that blond bimbos fault"

Choji who was in the background came over at this point. "What seems to be the problem over her?" Ino was first to answer "this BIMBO here is all over my woman and accusing me of not having it when I could easily have anyone here" to prove her point she turned to the woman and kissed her, the woman tried to push her away immediately. "Ino, you ho how could you?" Alexa walked over pulls her off the woman, as she did so the woman attempted to run Alexa tackled her to the ground. "How could you kiss the love of my life" she was straddling the woman holding her hands next to her head. The woman in question glared at Alexa, Ino laughed at this woman's lame attempt at a glare.

When Alexa looked up she saw Choji, the head of security, Kiba and of course Gaara. "Isn't it time for you to get off the lady" it was a command, rather than a question. Ino helped Alexa off the lady in question, who looked very nervous now. Alexa turned from Ino and walked over to Kiba "how was my performance did you like it?" she winked at him, he was in a shitty mood as it was Gaara had been riding him hard for no reason (A/N- you dirty minded people for even going there... gosh! )

"hn" he was about to walk away when Alexa slipped a hand into his hair and one behind his neck and pulled him in for a kiss. Kiba shocked at first just stood there until his animal instincts kicked in and he slid his hands down her back to her ass and pulled her closer, he growled. Alexa loved that when she got him to lose it, she giggled "down boy!"

"Choji, please escort this lady to my office please, oh and don't forget to get her a towel" the woman looked very scared 'Good she should be' thought Gaara, he turned to Ino and Alexa "Girls you did a good job, maybe a bit over the top" Ino grinned "just because you all love our act" she blew Gaara a kiss, he raised an eyebrow, Ino just laughed "Ino good thinking with the kiss it helped but now I'm all sticky" Ino grimaced "sorry I improvised, I didn't think you'd mind, I'll help you get cleaned up if you want" Alexa grinned at Ino "it's ok I've got someone else in mind" Alexa winked at Ino, she turned towards Kiba, he wrapped his arms around Alexa. "I'll see you tomorrow night Ino, say bye to Choji and Gaara for us." Kiba wasn't paying attention, so when she started walking he just followed. Alexa grabbed his hand and dragged him towards the change rooms, Ino waved good bye to Alexa "have fun you two" Alexa and Kiba would be gone for a while, so she decided to go to the bar.

Sasuke was working the bar tonight. He was the heart throb, but unfortunately for the woman out there, he was gay, but that didn't stop them from flirting. Smiling Ino walked up to the bar "Oh, you have no idea how slutty that outfit makes you look" Sasuke turned around with a grin on his face "oh no you didn't just call me slutty, look who's talking" they both laughed "how you been Sas-gay" "oh har har Ino pig, Oh I'm so happy, I met someone" "Gasp who is this lucky son of a bitch who gets my Sas-gay?" "His name is Naruto and he's a model, I'm meeting him here after work" Ino smiled Sasake looked genuinely happy "Jealous much? I just wish I could get some guys attention" Sasuke raised an eyebrow "I don't mean in that way, gosh GYMOOTGB" "the eyebrow rose even higher if possible. "What does GYBOYH...whatever it was mean?" "Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter Boy!" Ino stated with a smile. He chuckled "Ino you do know that Choji has his eye on you right? I've seen him watch you dance, it think he likes you" "sure sure... OMG did you hear about the karaoke night here at the casino?" Sasuke blushed knowing where Ino was going "Ino you know I'm not going to do that but you should go for it, along with Alexa, now she can sing!"

*The next day*

"Sir, she has arrived" Kiba looked very happy and calm today, Gaara smirked, Kiba and Alexa acted like horny little teenagers. "Have her brought to my office and inform Temari" "It looks as if she already knows" Kiba pointed at the screen that showed Temari and the pink haired detective hugging, Gaara grinned his sister had inner GPS, she could find anyone "bring them to my office please" "yes sir" Gaara stared at woman on the screen, she had soft pink hair, emerald green eyes and pale skin, she wore a red dress that show off her figure nicely, she wasn't as curvy as his sister but she had a nice ass. He smiled to himself, she had a hot temper just like Temari, it would be interesting when Kankuro got here.