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A/N: I suddenly got angry with all those Aragorn&(/)Legolas stories - where almost inevitably Legolas gets hurt/enslaved by darkness, and Aragorn becomes the solution! And they have their minds on each other all the time and play hurt/comfort! They don't have to solve all the mind-buggering hydraulics exercises!
So I thought of this letter in today's hydraulics class:
Dear Aragorn,
I'm sorry that I can't keep up our trysts for a long time to go. I miss you too. But I must save my precious IQ on mathematical questions...You see, this time, Sauron didn't do any seduction or torture...but he threatens me to build a water-distribution system for the whole Mordor! I have to study everything about hydraulics and I can't afford forgetting formulas after every time we make out!
Love,
Legolas.