Quick note: these are all ideas from my weird (but fabulous) friend's and I's conversations. (Lurve you, Lemons) So, this should get weird. But, hey, it will be entertaining.
The world around me all completely water. How was I standing here, anyways?
I looked down and saw a small spot of land. Oh yeah, islands. Those things exist.
The water was a gorgeous shade of cyan with sparkling waves. I had never seen anything so amazing in my life, and I have seen lots of things. For example, I have seen Riker's Ed Sheeran shrine.
(You Riker fangirls are probably thinking "Psh, he doesn't have a Ed Sheeran shrine. WELL HE DOES. I know this for a fact.)
Dolphins splashed by, and one looked like it had...blonde hair. It splashed by again.
The dolphin looked exactly like Ross.
What the hell?
One of my best friends...is a dolphin. How did I not notice this? Aren't you suppose to notice these sort of things?!
Fun fact: that ?! thing? called a interrobang when used together. That's some Ratliff knowledge for you.
Barbara Walters was suddenly standing beside me. How the hell did she get here?
"Hello." she nods at me politely.
"Uh, hello." I say, trying to be polite.
She leans over and places a stunning crown on my head, fit for a king. "You are now the queen of England." she says. She snaps and fades away.
Queen of England?
Bloody hell.
(Get it? People in England say "Bloody hell", right? I don't live in England. Don't make me explain my jokes.)
Suddenly, everything was gone. The sparkling waves, the Ross dolphin, everything. I was in my room, and The Circle of Life from The Lion King was playing.
That was my alarm clock.
(What? You don't like waking up to AHHHHHHHHHHHH SOWHENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUBUECHINANAAAAAAAAAAA)
It was all just a dream.
And I am not the queen of England.
Okay, that was lame, but it was sort of refreshing to write a humorous story, you know?
You stay classy, San Francisco.