Disclaimer: "Scott Pilgrim vs The World" Is owned by both Oni Press and Bryan Lee O'Malley. I do not own any of the characters in this story at all, save for the OC characters who are featured in this story. That being said, enjoy the story.
Break Up Blues!
It is a starry night out tonight, with a large, glowing full moon glistening brightly in the sky. The symphony of crickets is heard, and the howling of the moon is also heard. We descend upon a tall, regal looking mansion, made with white bricks, and a black tile roof.
A tall, white limousine drives up to the mansion, and then immediately stops. The driver, whose face is deathly pale proceeds to exit the driver's seat and heads back downward toward the back of the car. He takes the keys of said car and unlocks the trunk. Inside the trunk is a woman wearing a raven black dress, and with green hair is seen tied and gagged, her eyes also covered with a blindfold.
We cut to the same pair of people, the deathly pale person dragging the hapless woman with one of his hands. The woman is seen struggling, but to no avail.
We cut to what looks to be an office, an ominous figure sitting in his chair, covered in shadows. Not much is seen of this man, except for that his hair seems to be blond, and he is wearing a white business suit of sorts with a red tie. He takes a sip of a glass of wine, you know, like any good moustache twirler would in this situation.
The pale man proceeds to open the door, and drags the lady into the office. He seats her in the right chair.
"Chives, you know that only people on my good side get to sit in the right chair, place her in the left chair." Said the man, with what sounds to be a British accent.
"My apologiesss." Said the pale man, hissing. He picks the young woman up again, and places her in the left chair.
"You may leave now, Chives. I wish to speak with this woman alone." Said the man.
"Yesss sssir." Said the pale man, now called Chives. He proceeds to walk out the door, closing it behind him.
The man behind the desk proceeds to get up and walk towards the woman. He violently yanks the gag out of her mouth, and takes off the blindfold as well.
"Ah, Lilith." Said the man.
"Adonis? Is that you? Because if it is, then what the hell are you doing!?" Said the woman, now called Lilith.
"Oh good, you remember I, Adonis Powell's name." Said the man, boisterously, now called Adonis.
"As full of yourself as ever I see." Said Lilith.
"Lilith, do you know why I, Adonis, have called you here tonight?" Asked Adonis, now sitting back in his chair.
"This aught to be good for a laugh. OK, tell me why, you, Adonis, have called me, Lilith here." Said Lilith in a sarcastic tone.
"OK, if you keep up with the sarcasm it's going to be a long night." Said Adonis. "I, Adonis, believe that you and I, Adonis, should get back together."
"Absolutely not." Said Lilith.
"Why not?" Asked Adonis in an annoyed tone.
"Have you seen the way you acted? Every date we've been on has either been completely and totally embarassing, or a complete snooze. Not to mention that everytime we went on a date, I had to pay for every single one of them." Said Lilith.
"Why should I, Adonis, have to spend my own money?" Asked Adonis.
"It's a little thing called courtesy, Adonis, look it up in the dictionary." Said Lilith.
"Oh come on, Lilith. Don't I, Adonis, always protect you from those other cretins when they bother us on our dates?" Asked Adonis.
"Those "Cretins" as you call them were all waitors Adonis. Some of which happened to be my friends." Said Lilith.
"Well, what about that one time where that one guy came out and attacked us in the home? He looked suspicious, therefore I, Adonis, took care of him." Said Adonis.
"That was my grandfather, you idiot." Said Lilith.
"You know Lilith, I, Adonis ain't perfect." Said Adonis. "Hence why I, Adonis, am asking for one last chance." Said Adonis.
"No." Said Lilith bluntly.
At that moment, Adonis' eyes begin to glow a menacing red.
"Alright fine, if I, Adonis, can't have you Lilith. THEN NO ONE CAN!" Yelled Adonis. Adonis then proceeds to grab Lilith by the neck and drags her close to him. He then proceeds to flash a sinister grin, filled to the brim with razor sharp teeth.
"L...Let me go!" Screamed Lilith.
"NOM NOM NOM!" Yelled Adonis as he takes a bite out of her neck.
Outside, we see a man wearing a pair of earrings adorned with sapphire. The man in question has brown hair, and is wearing sunglasses in the incredibly dark mansion. He is wearing a black suit, and a red tie. The sounds of screaming and chomping are heard on the other side of the door.
"Looks like he's going through another break up." Thought the man to himself, his voice bearing an Irish accent.
At that moment, the door proceeds to open, and Adonis is seen walking out, his crisp white suit covered in blood. Adonis proceeds to straighten out his tie.
"Didn't go well at all, I imagine." Said the man in the black suit.
"No Dullahan, it went swimmingly, couldn't you tell?" Asked Adonis in a sarcastic tone.
"I don' see why ya got to eat every girl who rejects ya, but hey, if that's how you cope with things..." Said Dullahan.
"Shut up Dullahan, unless you want to be decapitated again." Said Adonis.
"Aye." Said Dullahan.
"Sigh" Sighed Adonis. "She was a looker too. Darn shame that she couldn't accept I, Adonis for who I, Adonis am."
"It was her loss boss." Said Dullahan. "There are plenty more fish in the sea though."
"That is true, but you know, these New York girls are all the same, always wanting me to buy things for them, wanting me to be more romantic." Said Adonis. "Do they know who I, Adonis am? I, Adonis, am extremely romantic!"
"Well, perhaps these New York girls just don't see that." Said Dullahan.
"I, Adonis, couldn't agree more." Said Adonis.
"If I could make a suggestion, master Adonis." Said Dullahan.
"I, Adonis, am listening." Said Adonis.
"If the girls in New York are so quick to reject you, then maybe the same thing can be said about every other girl in the states." Said Dullahan.
"Go on." Said Adonis.
"Perhaps we should try to get a girlfriend from out of the country, like say our neighbors up north." Said Dullahan.
"Country up north? What, you mean Canada?" Asked Adonis.
"Exactly." Said Dullahan. "We can head to Toronto first thing in the morning and pick up any girl of your choice."
"That sounds incredibly stupid." Said Adonis.
"It was just a suggestion, master Adonis." Said Dullahan. "I'm only tryin ta help."
"But you know, I, Adonis, could use some time off." Said Adonis. "So maybe we'll head up to Toronto anyway, just to clear my mind off things."
"An excellent idea master Adonis. I shall tell Chives to pack your bags immediately." Said Dullahan.
Dullahan proceeds to walk away, leaving Adonis to himself.
"Granted I, Adonis could go to any other country I, Adonis pleased, but hey, Canada is awfully close, and who knows, maybe I, Adonis will find someone to replace Lilith there." Thought Adonis to himself.
Adonis then proceeds to look back into his office, and sees a bloody mess sprawled across the entire office.
"I, Adonis will have one of the servants clean that up." Said Adonis, who then proceeds to walk away from the scene.
Meanwhile, up north, in the graceful land of Toronto, Canada. The skies are filled to the brim with stars, and the moon still shines with unending radiance. In the distance we see a city filled to the brim with lights.
A lone man is walking along the railings, wearing a blue jacket, and a black undershirt, wearing a pair of long blue pants. He has short brown hair, and is apparently talking to someone on his cell phone.
"Nah, that's basically all I have to say about that little incident." Said the man. "Huh? Oh, Ramona, yeah, she's doing just fine."
The man continues to walk along the railings, and proceeds to look towards the glowing city.
"No, not yet." Said the man. "Now, Kim, don't worry, I'll pop that particular question when the time comes...Really soon I assure you...Yeah, talk to you later too, bye."
The man hangs up his phone, and proceeds to dig something out of his pocket. When he finally burrows the object up, it is revealed to be a small, golden ring ensnared with an emerald.
"Hard to believe it's already been a year." Thought the man to himself. "All of that hardship just so I could date one girl, no...one woman." He analyzes the ring a little bit more and smiles.
"I just hope the proposal goes well." Said the man to himself, now proceeding to walk away in the distance.
Comments: And thus the start of a new story has been created. This came out a lot faster than you thought it would, didn't it? Well, I just hope this is a good first impression, if it isn't, I promise it will only get better from here. So yeah, I hope you guys enjoy this first chapter, please leave me your comments and reviews, as I love hearing feedback from you guys. And I will see you next chapter.