"Teenagers"
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Kakashi's POV
Team seven, the trouble team of the Kohona 1, they have as many personality issues as all the rest of the rookie 9 plus half the ANBU (most of which is made up by sadistic bastards, by the way). So it only made sense, that I, a legendary shinobi with a tragic, and heartbreaking past, would get forced to be their sensi (a/n: getting a little full of oneself there, Kakashi.
They're gonna clean up your looksWith all the lies in the booksTo make a citizen out of youBecause they sleep with a gunAnd keep an eye on you, sonSo they can watch all the things you do
First up, the Uchida brat. A genius in his own right with a superiority complex to match, and a stick shoved so far up his a$$ it's a wonder he can walk at all.Because the drugs never workThey're gonna give you a smirk'Cause they got methods of keeping you cleanThey're gonna rip up your headsYour aspirations to shredsAnother cog in the murder machineThey said all teenagers scare the living shit out of meThey could care less as long as someone'll bleedSo darken your clothes or strike a violent poseMaybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Next, a hyperactive blond with no idea when to shut up, stop asking for ramen, or get rid of that stupid grin that always looks like it's just about to fly off his face. He almost reminds me of Obito, poor kid.
The boys and girls in the cliqueThe awful names that they stickYou're never gonna fit in much, kidBut if you're troubled and hurtWhat you got under your shirtWill make them pay for the things that they didThey said all teenagers scare the living shit out of meThey could care less as long as someone'll bleedSo darken your clothes or strike a violent poseMaybe they'll leave you alone, but not meOhhh yeah!Then there's Pinky. A hormonal teenage (well almost) girl with a fawning adoration for the Uchida brat, and an anger management issue the size of Texas. All together now!Teenagers scare the living shit out of meThey could care less as long as someone'll bleedSo darken your clothes or strike a violent poseMaybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
That's my team.