HOLY ORDERS?
By ZAPPA RAGE
A parody to Terminator
It was a cold day in the streets of Paris.
At a hover-truck stop, a bright blue light flashed.
After a couple of minutes, the flashing stopped. And what appeared was.was.
A NAKED KY KISKE! Dun-dun-dun!!
At a made up park, there was some Ex-Sacred Holy Orders members drinking beer and, having fun with a telescope.
"Hey Bubba! It's my turn with the scope!" one of the men said.
"No way ass face!" Bubba said.
"Hey check it out! It's Ky! But? He's naked?" man number 3 said.
Ky walked up to the men.
"Give me your clothes." Ky said.
"No way! I like this uniform! Why don't you where yours?" Bubba said.
(Blood gushing noise)
Ky had stuck his hand into Bubba. Pulled his hand back out, holding his heart.
"NOW!"
* * * In the dark allies of Paris, the same blue light appeared.
But this time a clothed man came out. It was.it was.
AXL-LOW! (Favorite character(!)
But sadly enough cops at that time where looking for Axl Rose the 14th, and a cop car pulled up.
"There he is! Get him!" the cops said.
Axl ran and hid in some shadows. One of the cops ran by, but Axl grabbed him and grabbed his gun.
"What's the date?" Axl said, accidentally spitting into the cops face.
"Uh.June.7th.2163. Why?" The cop said.
"Just testing your knowledge! That's all!" Axl replied. Then he walked off.
* * * Yet again, somewhere in Paris, a ten year younger Jam Kuradoberi going of to work at a restaurant.
A while after a hard day's work, she is in the locker room where she hears something on the TV.
"Sara Conner was found dead today." the newsman said.
"Oh how sad." Jam said. "But wait! Sara Conner was working in a restaurant just like this! Both restaurants owners' names are Jenny! Jenny has a J in it like my name so that means.nothing."
* * * At a gun shop in Paris, Ky was looking for some weapons.
"I'll take the Remington Steel Shotgun. The 500-caliber pistol. The plasma rifle. And the heat seeking bazooka."
"That's like something ten years from now! We don't have that!" the owner said.
"Then I'll have the Suzy 9mm eleventy-seven sub machine."
"Man you know your weapons! This could be for home defense!"
As the owner started to ring up the cash register, Ky started to load the guns.
"Oh! You can't do that!"
"WRONG!" KA-BOOM!!!!!!!
* * * Jam was out at dinner. There was a TV at the dinner she was at and it had the news on.
"Today another Sara Conner was killed. So call the cops if you don't wanna die." The newsman said.
"Wait! Just like all that stuff I said before.I'm going to die!!!" Jam screamed
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
A parody to Terminator
It was a cold day in the streets of Paris.
At a hover-truck stop, a bright blue light flashed.
After a couple of minutes, the flashing stopped. And what appeared was.was.
A NAKED KY KISKE! Dun-dun-dun!!
At a made up park, there was some Ex-Sacred Holy Orders members drinking beer and, having fun with a telescope.
"Hey Bubba! It's my turn with the scope!" one of the men said.
"No way ass face!" Bubba said.
"Hey check it out! It's Ky! But? He's naked?" man number 3 said.
Ky walked up to the men.
"Give me your clothes." Ky said.
"No way! I like this uniform! Why don't you where yours?" Bubba said.
(Blood gushing noise)
Ky had stuck his hand into Bubba. Pulled his hand back out, holding his heart.
"NOW!"
* * * In the dark allies of Paris, the same blue light appeared.
But this time a clothed man came out. It was.it was.
AXL-LOW! (Favorite character(!)
But sadly enough cops at that time where looking for Axl Rose the 14th, and a cop car pulled up.
"There he is! Get him!" the cops said.
Axl ran and hid in some shadows. One of the cops ran by, but Axl grabbed him and grabbed his gun.
"What's the date?" Axl said, accidentally spitting into the cops face.
"Uh.June.7th.2163. Why?" The cop said.
"Just testing your knowledge! That's all!" Axl replied. Then he walked off.
* * * Yet again, somewhere in Paris, a ten year younger Jam Kuradoberi going of to work at a restaurant.
A while after a hard day's work, she is in the locker room where she hears something on the TV.
"Sara Conner was found dead today." the newsman said.
"Oh how sad." Jam said. "But wait! Sara Conner was working in a restaurant just like this! Both restaurants owners' names are Jenny! Jenny has a J in it like my name so that means.nothing."
* * * At a gun shop in Paris, Ky was looking for some weapons.
"I'll take the Remington Steel Shotgun. The 500-caliber pistol. The plasma rifle. And the heat seeking bazooka."
"That's like something ten years from now! We don't have that!" the owner said.
"Then I'll have the Suzy 9mm eleventy-seven sub machine."
"Man you know your weapons! This could be for home defense!"
As the owner started to ring up the cash register, Ky started to load the guns.
"Oh! You can't do that!"
"WRONG!" KA-BOOM!!!!!!!
* * * Jam was out at dinner. There was a TV at the dinner she was at and it had the news on.
"Today another Sara Conner was killed. So call the cops if you don't wanna die." The newsman said.
"Wait! Just like all that stuff I said before.I'm going to die!!!" Jam screamed
TO BE CONTINUED!!!