Celebrations _DBZ style

In….

Thanksgiving

A/N: Yep yet another humoristic story. Finishing the comedy based holiday sagas with the soon coming Christmas DBZ style, New Year DBZ style and much more. All rights reserved except for the ownership of the holidays and DBZ of course.

Dedication: Everyone who enjoys the holidays and support the real couples and mainly Gohan/Videl.

It's not as strong as some of my stories since it's my first chapter of course.

Son's House

"Hum? The pumpkin pie's nearly finished. Gohan where's your father?"

Gohan looked up from the table of food, "Uhm…"

Goku came in dressed like Santa, "Ho, ho, ho! Dashing through the snow on--"

"It's not Christmas yet Goku" Chichi shook her head.

Goku blinked taking his calendar from the back of his pocket and flipped through some pages, "September... October… Golly your right! And I got on into this too! I even made snow and those lights?"

Chichi and Gohan looked skeptical and Goten ran in, "Momma! Brother! Daddy made it snow! Come on!"

He pulled them along and Goku followed smiling. The snow covered just there property which was further than any eyes could see.

Gohan felt on flake fall upon his nose but grew suspicious noting that it didn't melt, "Hum…"

Chichi licked the flake that fell into her hand, "Goku this is frosted flakes with lots of sugar on it"

Goku pouted, "You guessed"

Chichi laughed, "Goku it's barely a month away and besides we can't go on our 'strolls' in the winter now can we?"

Gohan looked away and Goten covered his ears murmured about his ears.

Goku took off his suit and threw it over his shoulder, "Ok, ok" he tied his belt firmly before entering the house and shoving the suit into the closet, "done"

"Hum?" Chichi stood back up and turned off the oven, "The Turkey is done and so is the season"

"Thank Kami Bulma's not doing it this year" Goku smiled.

"Goku" Chichi smiled and shook her head, "That's not nice though its true burned turkey is not many people's favorite's…well she prefers the entertainment committee"

Goku nodded but was slapped with the hot speculate, "Ah-ah-ha! No sneaks"

Goku pouted now but smiled halfway, "All right… can we go now? The sooner the better for me and Billy"

"Who's Billy?" Goten asked pulling his jacket on.

"My belly" Goku informed.

"Stomach dad" Gohan murmured and handed his parent their coats.

Goku shook his head "No Billy Belly"

"Stomach dad" Gohan corrected.

"Well I still prefer Billy" Goku replied as the Son family exited the door with the capsules of Turkey and stuffing.

Chestnut's House

"OK the pumpkin pie is finished…" Krillian took out the enter tray then several others before placing them in a #56 capsule.

"So is the potatoes and salad daddy" Marron chimed as eighteen added the last of the lettuces.

"Hum?" Krillian looked at his watch, "We have five minutes to get ready and on our way. Perfect and the food shall be nice and warm with this inner heater"

"Though I'm thankful I won that money at the tournament to move out of that old man's house"

"Oh he's not that bad" Krillian laughed.

Eighteen gave him a slight incredulous look, "Sure he's not Krillian"

Marron came back into the kitchen dressed with her blue dress and white barrettes in her blonde hair.

"Oh how adorable you are" Krillian smiled lifting up his daughter.

"Krillian? Re you ready?" Eighteen came in with her red dress and its matching white jacket.

Krillian shrugged, "Hopefully"

Elsewhere

Gohan flushed completely, "Mom you can't be serious"

"Yeah" Goku objected along with Gohan.

"Why? Isn't this Videl girl going to be the mother of your children correct?"

Gohan felt like he was going have a heart attack Videl didn't want nothing to do with him. Since the first day she was so suspicious of him being Saiyanman. In truth he was but he still pondered on how she found out.

"Women are not meant to be understood son" Goku murmured seeing his wife babbling on about wedding rings.

Gohan nodded and he and Goten entered Capsule corps while Goku literally dragged Chichi inside.

"She'll looks so beautiful in diamonds, no sapphires I saw her on the News and I was so stunned she meets all the right requirements"

"Uhm Chichi?" Goku stuttered.

"Ok I only saw her once but you never know right? There's love at first's sight! Hey Gohan she does go to your school right?" Chichi looked at Gohan.

"SO the brat's gonna be rushed into marriage huh? Funny if I do say so! So brat how many cribs she I ask the woman to buy along with those other stuff women are so obsessed with babies having?" Vegeta entered followed by Trunks who ran to Goten. The two chibis began rambling about the food and more food.

"Where's Krillian, Marron and Eighteen at?" Bulma now entered her hands folded with anger, "Can't they--"

"Can't we what?" Marron asked looking up at Bulma then she pointed to her parents who just closed the door.

"Sorry Bulma but I lost my keys then I nearly burned my new pants and--"

"Excuses later time to eat" Goten beamed.

"Now where's that turkey leg" Goku mumbled.

"First it was chicken leg and today it's Turkey" Chichi giggled.

"Hum? Where still missing five more guests" Mrs. Briefs sighed, "Well then we must not be rude and being"

"Hurcule should--"

"WHAT?! You invented that oaf?!" they yelled in shock.

"And why not?" Chichi snapped, "He is going to be family soon at least to us right Gohan?"

Gohan slide down his seat, "Momma"

"One bad deed is enough but we shall have a civilized meal correct?" her glares where more upon the saiyans then anything else.

"But I'm so hungry!" Goku whined, "Can't I have a little--"

"No" Chichi smacked his hand from the turkey, "Any more of this and we'll have crackers and pickles"

The chibis' wrinkled their noses in a sour expression, "Eww"

"Now why don't I start the grace while we wait" Mrs. Briefs chimed.

Vegeta grunted, "Whatever, as long as it gets my mind off of wring that oaf's neck"

"Well I guess that puts me a day behind in the ringer neck schedule" Goku pulled out his calendar, "Reschedule for Tuesday then?"

"And also thank you--" Mrs. Briefs continued.

[Honk] [Honk] [Honk]

"And there's the big ham now" Bulma rolled her eyes.

"Finally" Chichi yelled pushing everyone aside, "Now--"

"Oh thanks you for--" Mrs. Briefs continued.

"Hurcule, Videl, Tori, Serenity how do you do?" Chichi greeted them.

"I didn't know she's a sibling?" they asked.

"Neither did I" Gohan blinked.

"Wow, so many surprises it's Christmas already?" Goku chimed and pulled his gi off revealing his Santa suit.

Everyone sweat dropped and Goten blinked, "Y-You're still wearing that?"

"Sure am" Goku smiled proudly.

"*This is the guy who helped save the world?*" Tori and Serenity thought confused, "*He doesn't seem much like a warrior then his ki says something else"

"Shall we go to the dinning room?" Bulma asked.

"Woman I don't think tonight would be the best for him--"

Bulma blinked before faking a smile, "Excuse us for a moment thank you" Bulma then dragged Vegeta around the coner.

"What's the meaning of this woman?" Vegeta grumbled.

"You listen and listen you shall Vegeta! That family has a father I doubt any child would wish upon their worst enemy; furthermore Chichi would kill you if you ruin Gohan's chance at a happy marriage! But I shall kill you myself Kami so help me! Do you understand? There shall be a civilized dinner like Chichi wants no powers no nothing! You can tell the others that too" then she smiled and indicated with her thumb, "Remember your favorite room can be easily destroyed with a simple sound"

Vegeta grunted to what Bulma expected to be an agreement and the two walked back into the parlor.

"Now shall we go and eat?" Bulma smiled.

"FINALLY" Goku dashed into the living room before everyone else.

Videl narrowed her eyes, "This shall be interesting"

"Tell me about it, looks like Videl has a secret admirer" Serenity snickered and pointed to Gohan who glanced away, "Now that's a man"

"Lay off, and you know he's too old for you"

Serenity put her hands up, "Ok, ok. Jeez, I'm joking sis I mean your acting like an over protective wife--"

"On PMS" Tori interrupted and was conked on the head twice, "Ouch, I just got my head fixed last week"

"And amen" Mrs. Briefs chimed.

Goku blinked, "Now can we eat?"

"You didn't all listen to grace so I shall do it again"

"No, no" Chichi insisted, "Let's eat because Goten will have a nervous breakdown if we don't"

Goku's eyes lit up, 'Thank you" then he said his private grace.

The Satan family watched in utter awe as the saiyans literally dug into their food.

"You'll get use to it" Chichi winked but Videl was clueless on what that meant.

What? Did she think she and Gohan where getting married? Then again he's cute, loving and….

She stopped her train of thoughts before she went and did something foolish like confess her feelings for Gohan.

She basically nibbled on her food and kept one eye on Gohan. Gohan began to slow down his pace feeling her eye upon him, well now two eyes he felt.

Chichi had dreamy stars and heart in her eyes, "Isn't it romantic?" she sighed happily.

"Sure is, reminds me of… well that was years ago" she flushed, "Too many to count but its thanksgiving"

When the main feast came to an end Mrs. Briefs stood up, "Now it's time for the Thanksgiving traditional 'what I'm thankful for'!"

"Grandma this is corny" Trunks murmured.

"Bite your tongue young man" she snapped slightly then smiled, "Traditions are traditions"

"I'm thankful for my chicken now turkey leg, uhm my wife and family and all this food. Oh yeah and my friends even you Vegeta"

Vegeta grumbled, "I don't know why I must do this…I'm thankful for my baby…"

Bulma flushed, "Oh Veggie"

He held up a picture of the gravity room, "Ah and still beautiful"

Bulma fell over and glared daggers at him, "VEGETA!" she heard her mother cough and clamed down and sweetly said through gritted teeth, "Anything else love?"

"Oh yes, and my powers, heritage, I guess Kakorat so I have a worthy adversary… hum…"

Bulma looked ready to blow with rage.

Vegeta shrugged, "I guess I'm thankful for my own family and of course the gravity room"

Bulma was the one who grumbled, "I'm thankful for my son and family but I'm rethinking on Vegeta as of this moment"

Vegeta too grumbled something under his breath.

When it came to Gohan he left something out that Videl did too, their hidden love for another.

Chichi sighed, "*This isn't working out as I planned… teenagers these days*"

Videl met Gohan's eyes and as the saying went sparks began to fly.

"Now then I'm of course thankful for my hair, my body, well myself" Tori laughed, "Oh yeah, my family too, and of course my sister's soon-to-be family"

Videl flushed and glared angrily at her brother with a silent threat hidden in those blue depths.

Tori snickered and his blue eyes gleamed mischievously to her sister before turning back to his champagne.

"I cannot believe they're late" Krillian murmured.

"Who?" Goku asked licking his fingers.

Before Krillian could answer the doorbell beat him it. Moments later Yamcha and Lila entered. The bumbling blonde curled her hair with her fingers flashing a flirting glance at the older males.

Hurcule practically leaped over the table to pull a chair out for her which to his pleasure was beside him.

"So good of you to join us Yamcha" Bulma spoke slightly stiffly at him before addressing his new girlfriend, 'And of course Lila"

"Lila what a lovely name, do tell what is your last name?" Hurcule asked and getting a giggle before the two guests moved into a deep.

"They're where acquainted fast" Chichi sighed and she saw how embarrassed Tori and his siblings (sisters) where with their dad's behavior.

"*Oh daddy*" Videl and Serenity thought blushing and Tori too blushed with a different thought "*this is so humiliating… I mean a ditz?  There goes my rep and popularity out the window before it even happened*"

"A-HEM!!" Mrs. Briefs interrupted, "Now we shall have dessert, Chichi's infamous delight pie or for some who like it plain and simple her pumpkin pie"

Chichi nodded and thanked Kami that her sons and husband knew how to control their ki to speed up the baking process.

"I must say this is remarkably the best pie I ever had Mrs. Son, and I mean that as the most sincere compliment" Hurcule leaned in slightly too close for Goku's comfort.

"Then eat up pops" Goku yelled threw the pie into Hurcule's face. Hurcule gaped shocked at this before lunging on and Goku used Vegeta as his shield. Big mistake….

"Why you--"

Pie after pie was through at the other person getting chuckles and laughs even from Vegeta.

Videl slide down the table mortified at what started usually she'd join in when this happened in school. And normally she started them when Sharpener was being far too fresh at lunch so instead of killing the bastard she called food fights on. Of course she was never caught for only the really idiotic would tell on her and then again non one was truly that stupid right?

She heard a cluck which she hoped was a platter against someone's head but nothing like a turkey being smacked dapped in the table.

Her fingers brushed against another's and feeling that new hand trail along her own arm she gasped being grabbed into the owner's arms.

She blinked again seeing Gohan hold her close before placing soft butterfly kisses upon her lips. She'd never been kissed maybe close to by boys who wanted her fortune inheritance or for toying. It was perfect…

Everyone was either on the floor exhausted or hanging around on the ceiling or on the fans.

When Videl and Gohan came from under the table with their hair muzzled and their lips looking red Chichi nearly screamed to the heavens, "I'M GONNA BE A MOTHER"

"Again?!" they asked.

"No, a grandmother isn't it perfect" she sobbed on Goku's shoulders.

Goku blinked, "Sure…. I think"

"And that was Thanksgiving… if I told you want happened next… well as they say I'd have to kill ya" Vegeta closed the album with a grunt and took the pipe from his mouth, "Now get your human butts out of this library in 5 seconds before I have to blast 'ya..1…2…3 4 5"

[BOOM]

The camera cracked in two…

[Static]

A/N: Don't ask me, I just finished this yesterday and so sorry I'll try to better the Christmas Version, now I know that shall be extremely good.