A/N: Hi People, this LoserFaceWow. This is my first Potter-fic and is AU. Take note that Voldemorts defeat will be revealed later on, and the story will take some VERY interesting twists. Please reveiw and leave suggestions. This starts in middle of Harry's sixth year. No Horecruxes.

Disclaimer: Not Mine.

Chapter One: OH, Now you've done it.

That's it

That's it.

That's it.

GODDAMNIT, THIS IS BULL!

Harry Potter was fed up. With who you ask? Well, you may think old Tommie-Snake eyes was at the top of his hater list, but Harry already totally destroyed his ass in the beginning of sixth year with Snuffles (He LIVES!!) , so who might it be? Well, EVERYONE!

Harry was getting pissed at Ron and Hermione's PDA's (Right across from him! Bloody hell, can't a bloke eat lunch!? Just cause' you finally decide to admit your love, tisk tisk you wankers. ) Don't forget the annoying fighting that took place before that.

Harry was angry with the Weasley matriarch because she nagged him all the time. He was plotting against the twins Gred and Forge because they played really annoying pranks on him. Constantly. All because they wanted show they could get one over The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Kick-The-Dark-Tossers-Ass. Then they would pat him on the head and laugh.

Harry was giving Headmaster Bumblebee the Stink-Eye™ because he still tried to stick him with those ugly pieces of filth known as the Dursley's for future summers. He was pissed at Snivelly because…. Well, Snape's a dick. He was plotting to resurrect Voldy to destroy the Hogwarts teachers because they AGREED with Dumbledork.

Harry was hating on Ginny Weasley because even after he broke up with her and stated many times no means no, she still insisted they were the most perfect couple ever. He was stirring in his own crap because all of the other Weasels (Holy Shit! I'm Channeling Malfoy!) did not stop her.

Even Moony and Padfoot were grating his nerves, because they were trying to play mum and daddy with a sixteen-year-old Dark Queen destroyer. (We all know Voldemort was GAY for Lucius' hair D)

The other non-essentials of Hogwarts, they just talk about him too much. Biotches.

And the Ministry, well Harry wished at the moment he knew a Muggle Terrorist.

Harry thought of all these annoyances while he sat eating breakfast at the Gryffindor table one bright Monday Morning. Across from him sat his best friends (Annoying Besties, Harry reminded himself as they swapped spit.) Around him sat his other house-mates (Bitchy Lions, Harry thought rather fiercely) and his number one stalker Gin-gin was giving him the Look ™. The look that states she mentally undressing him, he shuddered and died a little inside at that. Bumblebee sat on his thrown surrounded by his lackey's-cough- Colleagues.

In fact, the only person Harry didn't want to kill and rape was Draco Malfoy. Simply because he was smart enough to back off after "Scar-Head" killed the Dark Lord.

Harry's right eye twitched dangerously as he watched everyone bathe in the cheerful Hogwarts enchanted ceiling sunlight. Then a spark of evil mischief became alive in his eyes, not seen since James Potter himself. Yes, YES, YES!! Harry thought, his hands gripped tightly on the edge of the table in bliss. His mouth began to spasm until an evil high-pitched cackle worthy of Moldy-Voldy flew from his mouth. Others in the hall began to watch as he threw his hands into the air and laughed toward the ceiling, his eyes unblinking.

Slowly, people near him shuffled away at the grin on his face. Ron and Hermione exchanged a glance, then started snogging again. Ginny thought he looked quite sexy, and Dean and Seamus tugged on Neville to help the terrified boy escape. Harry never noticed any of the looks and whispers as he quieted down, the only thing he could do was smile.

Yes, Harry thought. Revenge will be sweet.

Watch out Hogwarts, Harry Potter is Striking back.

NEXT Chapter: Ode to Snivellous.