Hey everyone! Just to let you know, this is my first fanfic, so although you could flame me, it would be preferable if you give me constructive criticism instead. Also, most of the characters have their names abbreviated, due to their length and my laziness. Now, enough of my babbling, and onto the story!
Disclaimer: Um…I think it's pretty obvious that I'm not the great, awesome Stephenie Meyer.
The Dawn Is Breaking: Hel-lo Twilighters! This is The Dawn Is Breaking, and welcome to 'The Crappy Twilight Clichés Show'! Today, we have a very special guest here. Standing at 6 foot 2, be prepared to swoon girls. Over-Protective Edward!!
-Sighs and fainting all round as Edward is dragged on by Emmett and Jasper-
OPE: -Struggling- Hey, let me go!
Jasper: (To TDIB) Sorry about that. Eddie-kins over here has been a bit…um, more anxious than usual, ever since-
OPE: Quit calling me Eddie-kins, and let me go! Bella might trip over and hurt herself again if I'm not there. Or she might get abducted by that mutt-boy, or, or… -Wave of calm suddenly hits and relaxed him. He slumps onto the floor.-
Jasper: You see what I mean? I can't take it anymore!
TDIB: Erm…okay then. (To OPE) Welcome to the show, Edward! Come and take a seat.
OPE: -Suddenly grows anxious- But what about Bella?! She might injure herself and-
TDIB: I'm sure she would be fine; she's probably being taken care of by Alice-
OPE: Oh crap! My sweet love might fall down the stairs on those shopping sprees, and-
TDIB: Can we just get on with the damn interview?!
OPE: -Whimpering- Oh, Bella, Bella…
Some Random Fan Girl in the audience: -Thinking- Wow, Edward is soooo cute and adorable when he's over-protective! Maybe I should kill Bella so that he would go out with me…
OPE: -Suddenly hears Random Fan Girl's thoughts and points at her- YOU!
Random Fan Girl: Oh, crap…
OPE: How DARE you think about killing my sweet Bella! I kill you!
-Two hours, a stampede of screaming fan girls, and a restraining order on an angry vampire later…-
Sorry if this chapter is a bit short. It is, after all, my first attempt. Please review!
Next chapter – Bella (Hopefully).