verypoorclu

Title: Very Poor Clu

Author: AngelAshura

Angels Notes=) *~I was bored one day while drinking Hawaiian Punch. However I was thinking about Carey and Clu and the other SoWierd cast members. Sadly, this fic was created. Enjoy. Flames are welcome. No romance in here. Sorry for all you romance-lovers.~*

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My name is Cluett Bell. I'm usually the surfer-philosophy type, but today and right now I feel very sad for my older brother Carey, my mother, my father, a famous singer named Molly Phillips and her two children, Jack and Fiona, and a very stupid girl named Annie Thalen. We're all high on Hawaiian Punch, yet this was sad. Cuz Carey was my brother, and he was high on Hawaiian Punch. Although everybody else was off doing the limbo, Carey was convincing me to sing...to sing karaoke. He threw me up on stage without my consent and the song, We Go Together whatever its called started playing.

About halfway through the song, Carey flew up on stage holding a Hawaiian Punch can covering all the letters except for the H and the P.

Look Clu! he screamed excitedly. Harry Potter!! Then he fell on the floor laughing, rolling around, clutching his stomach and tears falling from his eyes. Then he stood up, only crying this time.

I asked worridly. Why are you crying?

Carey whined, making the puppy dog face. They ran out of Hawaiian Punch. pointing at the waitresses.

Sadly, Carey picked me up under his arm while the song was still playing and raced me off to the nearest grocery store. There he bought more Hawaiian Punch. He put the can right over three quaters of an inch close to my face and said

Fruit juicy red.

He drank the punch and was crazy for the rest of the night, along with everybody else. I tell you this for no good reason, just for fun. I needed to get it out of my system. The End.

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Author's Notes: OK, okay, I know. A sad ending, but I needed to get it out of my system just like Clu did. Plz review and that's it!!!