Author's Note: This is my third attempt of spoofing the 'Spongebob Squarepants' theme…and no, I don't really hate the Sailor Starlights.
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The Sailor Starlights Song
By Charles Xavier
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Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Sailor Galaxia!
I can't hear you!
AYE, AYE, SAILOR GALAXIA!
OOOOOOH!
Who are those fighters that look really gay?
Sailor Starlights!
Brain-dead and stupid and stinky are they!
Sailor Starlights!
If transsexual nonsense is something you wish.
Sailor Starlights!
Then who are those weirdos that smell like a fish?
Sailor Starlights!
Ready?
SAILOR STARLIGHTS! SAILOR STARLIGHTS! SAILOR STARLIGHTS!
SAILOR STARLIGHTS! MWA! HA! HA! HA! HA!