Usual song and "dance" *waggles eyebrows* If I owned, I'd have kept Rose forever.
Please R&R?
50 things Jack Harkness is not allowed to do while traveling with Rose
and the Doctor:
1 Flirt with the TARDIS.
2 Flirt with Rose
3 Flirt with the Doctor.
4 Insinuate that Rose and the Doctor are sleeping together.
5 Lock Rose and the Doctor in a closet together until they confess
their feelings for each other.
6 Flirt with the Goddess of Desrin and bring the Curse of the Bogies
down upon the TARDIS.
7 Creep around the ship using a Dalek voice to scare the Doctor.
8 Tell the Doctor that Rose ran away to become a intergalactic super
spy.
9 -No matter how funny the look on his face is.
10 Eat everything in the TARDIS kitchen.
11 Try to watch Rose while she's in the Wardrobe.
12 -If the Doctor catches you, not allowed to say it was for "reasearch"
13 Hide all the bananas.
14 Sneak into Rose's closet, steal her underwear, and leave them on
the console.
15 -She will kill you.
16 -She doesn't care if it made the Doctor speachless.
17 Leave old looking fake love letters from the Doctor to various old
companions where Rose can see them.
18 -This will always end badly.
19 -Always.
20 Flirt with the aliens you're running for your life from.
22 -No one cares that they came onto you.
23 Orcastrate a fashion show with all the clothes in the Wardrobe.
24 -Not allowed to be the only model.
25 -Even if it's because Rose refused.
26 -No one else thinks the dress makes you pretty.
27 Not allowed to bring "pets" onboard.
28 Get the Doctor drunk.
29 -Or Rose.
30 -Or the TARDIS.
31 Suggest that strip poker would be a nice addition to TARDIS family
Game Night.
32 Tell Jackie that the Doctor and Rose got married.
33 -She will slap him.
34 Use the "Time" part of TARDIS to pick up a copy of Harry Potter and
the Deathly Hallows, travel back to the midnight realease, and run
through the line with it, yelling "I know all the endings! Harry kills
Voldemort!"
35 -Potterfans can be very violent.
36 -And the Doctor and Rose won't be sympathetic.
37 We'lig puffballs from the planet Averon do not make good pets.
38 -Telling Rose they do is just cruel.
39 Write "Bad Wolf" all over the TARDIS just to freak them out.
40 Play with toy dinosaurs on the console.
41 Steal the sonic screwdriver.
42 Use the sonic screwdriver to fix the chameleon curcit while the
Doctor is out, and refuse to tell him where the TARDIS is.
43 Convince a tribe of orange blobs that you are a god.
44 Kidnap a Doctor fangirl and let her loose in the TARDIS.
45 -No matter how funny it is that she won't stop hugging him.
46 Flirt with one of Rose's "prettyboys"
47 -Even if the Doctor says it's okay.
48 Get married to a rock.
49 -Even if you didn't know you did.
50 Paint the TARDIS pink.