Dear Admiral Piett

by Apollaskywalker

Right after his promotion, Admiral Piett receives some unusual offers based upon the life expectancy of Imperial officers. Epistolary drabbles - most assuredly meant to be humorous.

1. Coruscant Life Mutual

Author's Note: On a recent rewatch of ESB, I joked that Piett would probably be filing for life insurance immediately following the Battle of Hoth.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Dear Admiral Piett,

Congratulations on your promotion. You may be aware that Coruscant Life Mutual is the number one rated life insurance company in all the galaxy! As an admiral, you are eligible to receive a special discount and options!

You never know when the Rebels may win and leave your family without support.

Contact us for further information.

Again, congratulations on your promotion!

Coruscant Life Mutual

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