A/N: Just a little story I just wrote about what could (but probably isn't, as I don't own Glee or anything (consider that to be the disclaimer)) be the aftermath of Rachel's party in BiotA. It's just dialogue, so hopefully it's understandable :) Hopefully they're not too OOC... Anyway, enjoy!

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"Kurt! You don't understand!"

"Oh, don't give me that crap, Rachel. I think I completely understand this."

"We were drunk! We had no idea what we were doing!"

"But it looked like you both liked it a whole lot anyway. Now just leave me alone."

"No, wait – Kurt! I mean it, I'm sorry! I would've never done that if I'd been sober, I know how you feel about him."

"It's not like you haven't done it before…"

"What – you mean with Finn? That was different. He was actually straight and I liked him too. No – Kurt – kissing Blaine – it was like… like kissing you."

"Oh yeah, that's such a relief. So if I'll ever get to kiss him, it'll be like kissing myself?"

"That's not what I meant, Kurt, and you know it."

"Then what did you mean, Rachel? Besides, how do you know what it's like to kiss me?"

"You two – you're my friends. You're the brothers I've never had."

"If someone would kiss their brother the way you kissed Blaine last night – I think I'd call the police."

"Kurt – I never meant to hurt you, you know?"

"I thought I knew, Rachel. Right now, I'm not so sure anymore."

"Oh, come on! We were drunk, Kurt. Drunk! What's so difficult to understand about that? We would never have done that while sober. Besides, it was just Spin the Bottle…"

"For that game, a peck would've been enough, I'd think. Which obviously wasn't the case here."

"You're frustrating, you know that? Who even came up with the idea to play that stupid game?"

"I believe that was you, Rachel."

"Oh. Right. See? Big error in judgement. I would never have suggested that game if I hadn't been horribly wasted."

"…"

"…"

"You know what just occurred to me? For someone so fierce about beating your competition, so adamant at winning everything… you sure like to get it on with lead vocalists of rival show choirs."

"… What?"

"First Jesse, now Blaine… should I ask coach Sylvester if she could set you up for a date with Aural Intensity's lead singer? I bet you'd like that."

"You did not just compare the Jesse situation to the Blaine situation."

"Oh, but I did. And you know it's true."

"It was a mistake, alright? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm sorry? Why are you blaming me for all this anyway?"

"Don't worry, Rachel. I'm sure Blaine and I will have a lovely talk during the car ride back to Dalton. In the meantime, I'll pretend to blame you for all this."

"Kurt – look at me. I'm sorry. Okay? Sorry. I get that you need some time to get over this, but I do hope you'll realise someday that neither of us was to blame, and you can become my not-always-very-supportive brother again."

"I think I'll pass. Since you see Blaine as your brother as well, that would make us related. And since Finn's my stepbrother…"

"Alright, alright. Point taken. How did Finn react to the kiss anyway?"

"Kiss? What kiss?"

"Blaine. Don't you look… peachy this morning."

"Peachy? Really, Kurt?"

"Really, Rachel. Now, I think I have somewhere else to be. Anywhere that's not here, actually."

"Yeah… I think I do too. There are some aspirins in one of the drawers, Blaine. Bye!"

A/N: So... what do you think? Let me know, please leave me a review! (that would be very much appreciated! :D)