"Hm... what to make..." Peach hummed as she looked through the cook book.
"What about a roast turkey? Can't have a Thanksgiving without a turkey," Zelda said.
"But we don't have turkeys here," Palutena said.
"We could substitute the turkey for something else," Peach said and thought for a moment.
"We could substitute it for a cuckoo!" Peach hummed.
"Er, let's not do that!" Zelda sweated.
"You've seen how they are when they're attacked," Palutena said.
"How about Riki?" Peach hummed causing Shulk to choke on the water he was drinking.
"Riki is NOT food!" Shulk yelled.
"Then what are we suppose to do?" Peach pouted.
"NOT cook the Assist Trophies?" Zelda sweated.
"Zellie you're no fun," Peach huffed.
"You want to cook them?!" Zelda jolted.
"How about some of my famous veggie stew?" Palutena clapped her hands together.
"I guess you can work on that while we find something to substitute a turkey," Zelda sighed as the two princesses walked out of the kitchen.
"'Veggie stew'?" Shulk asked.
"Mhm~! Why don't you go hang out with Robin while I work on it?" Palutena asked.
"Sure, I guess," Shulk walked out of the kitchen.
"Alright! Time to show was a Goddess can do!" Palutena exclaimed as she takes out a small bottle.
"Hey, Robin?" Lucina asked.
"Yeah?" Robin asked back as he flipped a page of 'Smash News'.
"Do you think I'd make a good wife?"
Robin teared the newspaper in half by accident.
"Er, Robin?" Lucina worried as it looked like Robin was about to have a freak out.
"U-Uh- e-er- um..." Robin puts his head deeper into the newspaper even though the newspaper was in half therefore not working well.
"Maybe I should have asked father," Lucina murmured to herself but Robin overheard.
"Don't!" Robin gripped Lucina's shoulders.
"Uh-"
"Chrom is the LAST person you'd want to go to if you're asking for an answer to that question!"
"Rob-"
"He would probably kill me if-"
"Robin!" Said person stops seeing Lucina slightly irritated.
"Why are you freaking out? It's like that time I asked you where babies came from when I was a kid!"
Robin blinked a few times.
"You asked me that?"
Lucina sighed, "In the future where I come from, anyways, asking if I'd be a good wife isn't as bad as that question, especially since I'm not a kid anymore!"
"Why are you even asking if you'd be a good wife?" Robin asked.
"W-Well..." Lucina looked down and blushed a bit.
"I was thinking I could help Peach and Zelda with taking care of the mansion and since there's been an increase in Smashers it would be nice to help..."
Robin smiled, and sighed, "So that's it? You had me scared that some guy did funny business or you were in a relationship I wasn't aware about. Lucina, the proper question is not, 'Would I make a good wife?' it is, 'Do you think I can help Peach and Zelda?'"
"O-Oh, I guess I worded that weirdly, huh?" Lucina awkwardly laughed.
"Hm, let's see," Robin lets go and thinks for a bit, "You don't have to be in a relationship of some sort to help them, so you could try helping today since today is Thanksgiving."
"I could hunt for a pheasant!" Lucina's eyes gleamed.
"Er, turkey," Robin sweated, "And I don't think the Hero King's sword is for killing birds."
"Who said I was going to use the Hero King's sword?" Lucina smiled while running off to find Peach and Zelda.
Realization in:
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"MY LEVIN SWORD!"
Marth as enjoying today.
Sunny, a nice breeze, red and orange leaves falling down to the ground causing a mountain of leaves to lay in front of hi- *CRUSH* cross that out, a crushed mountain of leaves with Pit's head popping out and leaves swaying onto Marth.
"That was fun!" Pit smiled as a leaf swayed onto his head.
"Sometimes I forget that you do this," Marth sighed as he picked the leaves off of him.
"It's fun though! Try it sometime!" Pit grinned.
Marth blinked a few times then chuckled, "I'd rather not," he said while walking over to pick the leaf off of Pit's head.
Pit then grabbed his wrist and pulled him into the pile of leaves. Marth's head popped up. He looked angry at first but couldn't help but laugh.
"See! Told you!" Pit smiled.
"Yeah, yeah, shame on me," Marth smiled, "You know, Roy used to do this."
"Roy? The red-haired guy?"
"Yeah, back in Melee. Would have been nice if he came back," Marth but then noticed Pit almost having a guilty look.
"It would have been nice if Red came back too..." Pit murmured but then jolted when he realized about Charizard, "A-Ah! N-Not that I'm not glad Charizard was able to come back!"
"Oh yeah, you used to do this to him, huh?" Marth asked as he remembered that the two would come back to eat dinner covered in leaves.
"M-hm..." Pit smiled softly.
Marth then saw a walking carrot behind Pit and blinked a few times to check if he was imagining things.
"Uh, do you see a walking carrot?" Marth asked as he pointed behind the angel.
He turned, but the carrot ducked into a bush, and turned back, "No."
Marth cringed as the carrot popped out and snickered and hid again.
"Hey Robin, what's a turkey?" Shulk asked.
"It's a bird," Robin said while lifting a couch seat up as Shulk nodded as he took a sip of water.
"What are you doing?"
"Looking for my Levin sword," Robin clucked his tongue in irritation as he puts the seat down.
"You lost it or something?"
"Lucina."
"Lucina hid it?"
"'Do you think I'd make a good wife?'"
Shulk spit-tanked as Robin looked through his spell book.
"*Cough* *cough* excuse me *cough* *cough* but WHAT?!" Shulk yelled.
"That's what Lucina asked me then blah blah this blah blah Chrom blah blah she's going to use my Levin sword to hunt for a pheasant!" Robin yelled as he grabbed Shulk's shoulders.
"Er, don't you mean turkey?" Shulk sweated.
"Whatever help me find Lucina!" Robin yelled as he picked Shulk up like a plank and ran off.
"Seems like the newcomers know what goes on in this mansion on holidays," Samus smiled.
"May I ask what exactly?" Wii Fit Trainer asked.
"Chaos," Samus answered simply.
A walking potato casually walked in front of them.
. . .
"Well that's a new one," Samus said.