DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY, TOTAL DRAMA, OR I WANNA BE FAMOUS THEY ALL BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFULL OWNERS

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine
You guys are on my mind

Cameras pop out of a tree, the TARDIS, and a bush. The camera zooms past an intern fanning Chris to Edd. He pushes the camera away from himself to Fluttershy being pranked by Bloo while Katniss watches from a tree.

You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see

I wanna be famous

The branch she was sitting on breaks. She falls onto Sandy and next to Dovewing, who jumps on Katniss's face and scratches it. The camera pans to Bubbles and Deedee dancing.

I wanna live close to the sun
Well, pack your bags 'cause I've already won.

Deedee trips and falls onto Bubbles, sending the baton she was holding flying. It hits Dan in the forehead, and after yelling at the girls, he hits the camera. The camera lands to Ron and Hermione kissing.

Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
To hide his embarrassment, Ron points to Jack and Ahsoka having a swordfight. Ahsoka accidentally chops a branch off of a tree. The branch falls and hits Astrid in the head. She turns around and glares at the person sitting closest to her, Numbuh 5. Before the two can fight, Katara intervenes and scolds them both, though neither seems sorry.

'Cause I wanna be famous

The camera switches to Scooby and Shagggy being served a dish by Chef Hatchet. He removes the cover, and the "dish" turns out to be Courage. All three scream.

Nananananaananananana

Benny and Gaz are in a video game tournament while Finn and Sandy cheer them on.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

Benny wins but soon is faced with a snarling, pissed-off Gaz. Suddenly, Dib grabs the camera and directs it towards GIR, who is eating a taco, and Zim, who quickly puts on his wig and fake eyes and whistles as if nothing happened.

*whistling tune*

The scene fades to night. Johnny tries to put his arm around Raven, but she snarls and punches him so hard that he hits a tree. The song ends with the campers roasting marshmallows around the campfire, looking on at the would-have-been romantic scene.

AN: Tah-dah! Now you have something to put in the –Insert theme- sections! Don't worry, chapter 2 will be up soon. I haven't been working on it much, really, due to laziness and that my family has just moved across the country (we actually just got to our new house two days ago). I didn't expect to leave home so soon, but I'm here and I just started to settle in. Anyway, now that I have more time on my hands, I can finish the next chapter. Until then, here's something to keep you guys happy.

Also, do you guys think that I should do a cartoon Xover warrior cats story? I've been thinking over some concepts for it while the stories were on short hitias (however you spell that :p), but I'm not sure I could manage 3 or so stories at once. Please tell me what you think!

-Shimmer