Dear Donnatella,
I asked "Chicken Bob" to deliver this for me, but he told me he was never going near you again. Really, Donna, did you learn how to pluck chickens on the farm back in Wisconsin? You almost gave the poor boy a heart attack.
I didn't mean for the chicken thing to get personal with you. Although, I did enjoy watching you over and over again on CNN. You were cute in your righteous indignation!
Maybe someday we can laugh about it together. In the meantime, I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's Day.
I miss you,
Joshua